Need a dress for my best mate's party that fulfills my usual 'Dirty Secretary' style

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5 foot
9.5 stone (i.e. 10 stone)
No tits
Massive arse

Please advise

reckon she's a slag floaty looking though, do you prefer a bit of structure?

ooh I quite like this, what do we think? Might come down a bit LONG on my stumpy legs

heres adress

tight high waist pencil skirt with blouse open just a button too many and some killer heels

i am also 5' remember and i wore this recntly much to dhs delight

that's her boss she's groping

I like it MP

Slu, I like that red one but would not know WHAT to do with bosoms

That teired red dress is nice Naily but the horizontal strips would add too much Arseage

thats rubbish mp your arse is great

i admired it in december

oh go for pencil skirt you know you wanna

red lippy and red shoes

Are there any nice killer party heels in the shops ATM?

That certainly is a lovely dress MP.

Not quite what I've seen the secretary's in Glasgow wearing mind you...

I didn't like that gray floaty one Slur, she looked like she'd rolled in a puddle

Or should that be secretaries....?

I bought the black tiered New look dress. But I took it back.

I felt too old and dated in it. Think 1996. Plus it was very slutty. That was what I described it as when I texted a pic of me in it to a friend.

It was flattering on me though.
Dh liked it.

black pencil skirt worn with black shirt/blouse
some diamonds
red shoes
red lippy

OMG - I knew this would be you from the title, and I've never even seen you. How weird. Your prose obviously screams dirty secretary.

If it was slutty then OF COURSE your DH would like it

I might try one on

1996 is CUTTING EDGE in Somerset

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loving a covered platform

and again

it even says add fishnets on the link

Yes I know!!

I just felt it aged me. In the end I went for a strapless floaty black top with flowers on instead. I wore it as a dress with black tights and high patent shoes.

Cod it was YOU who called my style 'Dirty Secretary' funnily enough

I would say classy and stylish OBV

am enjoying your skirts naily

I want some Drag Queen shoes

shoes and bag

iCod's style = filthy magistrate

tousled wig
gloss varnished gavel
lace trimmed robes