Need a dress for my best mate's party that fulfills my usual 'Dirty Secretary' style

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5 foot
9.5 stone (i.e. 10 stone)
No tits
Massive arse

Please advise

oh yes

oooh have spied some nice dresses in Matalan

AND they are all 50p

i like those blak platforms too

esp for us shortarses

no mp get a skirt

ireally likethis

£75?

Got to go to dcs.

adn this

Some of these skirts and dresses are lovely but it wouldn't occur to me to wear these to a party.

Don't you feel like you're going to work? Or is the devil in the detail? Shoes, bag etc?

oooh I think the devil is in the fishnets and heels

OK lots of good suggestions thank you

I like the platforms too

how about Oli here or here ??

mp that black one is fab - i can see you in that - but the green is 'hooker'

secretary ahoy!

at hooker NP - too slutty then I guess...

that is nice norkmaiden

all good norkmaiden but green one would involve holding my breath all evening

random cutesy offering

I think I will investigate Naily's stripy ones and that Dorothy Perkins pink job

that is cute!

Aha decisions made, fab!