Can you unsee my new vagina?

[Scatternobrains]

I have bought this dress and I absolutely LOVE it. I just can't help but notice the pattern and placement has provided me with an image of a vagina to the right of my belly button.

The dress is sold out so I can't buy it again for different placement (I've been looking for restock/returns on their website for weeks) but was fortunate enough to get this new on eBay the other day.

Is it as bad as I see or will it be ok and should I wear it with pride?

Eh?! I see a classic paisley design. Nothing unusual.

I would never have noticed it you hadn't pointed it out. Now it's very obvious. Nice dress.

Just looks like a nice patterned dress to me

It’s fine.

I only saw it because you pointed it out. I'd say it's fine to wear

I can't see anything, have studied the picture for ages as well

I've been lusting after that dress for over a year, but was sold out on the Website and selling for £££ on ebay etc. Can I ask where you got yours from and how much you paid?

@Theoldbird it's come back into stock a few times in the last couple of weeks but just not in a 12 or 14. I guess where people do returns. I did manage to get the green version though and love that too.

What size are you after, I am going to keep looking on their website just incase my size comes back, if I see your size I'll just buy it and let you know and if you are still looking you can ping me the money and I can post it on. If not I'll just Wack it on eBay for what I've paid.

I found this one on eBay and paid £131 including postage.

I see what you mean, but it's not so bad that I wouldn't wear it.

It would be worse if it was closer to the groin area.

Thanks @Scatternobrains

I have never bought from me and em, but will risk an 8. Does the skirt ride down at all? It's a gorgeous dress. Did you get it from the website? I can't see it on there.

@Theoldbird doesn't feel like it's going to ride down but I am very hippy. I'm pretty sure one of the sizes that came in stock in the blue was an 8. I think the smaller and larger sizes are more likely than the 14 I want.

I wouldn't worry about it. Just keep wearing it as you like it so much.

No one (except you apparently : )) is going to think ' vagina' - its in the wrong place.

I personally think it would be brilliantly hilarious if it was at your groin : ) I would definitely wear it if it were : )

Mine’s in the middle 😀! I have a pair of earrings much mire vulva shaped than that!

It's fine, and looks lovely, I thought it was going to be like the Boden vagina coat that was posted about on here years ago, some may remember it.

Wouldn’t have noticed if you hadn’t said. I would style it out and wear it with pride, lol.

To be forever known as the fanny dress.
😉😁😁

If my nether regions looked like that I'd see a doctor.

It looks like a paisley style of print.

Personally I would wear my new vagina with all the pride it deserves😄

Looks like there's a few "vaginas" on it. If you hadn't said it I wouldn't have thought it looked like one. It's just a nice dress with a pattern 😍 😆

Same here😄
It’s fine, just a Paisley pattern and nobody would ever notice, so stop telling them, if you are doing.Just wear it and enjoy it.

I don’t think anyone will notice it but I understand what you mean. I had a top with lotus flowers on it that once I thought they looked like female genitals I couldn’t unsee.

I'm now gutted that the old mumsnet threads about the Boden vulva coat seem to have links rather than pictures, and the links no longer work.

It's the curse of old S&B threads.

Just for you AintNobodyHereButUsKittens and BobnLen.....

I've looked and looked...not seeing any vaginas in your dress 🤷‍♀️