Can you unsee my new vagina?

[Scatternobrains]

I have bought this dress and I absolutely LOVE it. I just can't help but notice the pattern and placement has provided me with an image of a vagina to the right of my belly button.

The dress is sold out so I can't buy it again for different placement (I've been looking for restock/returns on their website for weeks) but was fortunate enough to get this new on eBay the other day.

Is it as bad as I see or will it be ok and should I wear it with pride?

How is it a dress if I can see your torso

I don't understand

Is it a jumpsuit? Like abba?

Nope. Cant see what you mean.

If you like it, wear it.

Struggles to see what you meant tbh op it's fine I think 😁

Here's a link to the original which may clarify.
https://www.meandem.com/bold-paisley-print-cheesecloth-cut-out-maxi-dress-cream-electric-blue

Ah right, shows it much more in the green (which I prefer)

It's a skirt with a top attached by 3 inches of material for £87.50 (bargain !)

I zoomed in and studied it closely - still can't see a vagina image!

My eye went straight there. You're lucky it's under your left boob. A replacement might have had it 8" lower and a bit more central!

If it was between your legs I’d say return it… as it is I wouldn’t notice it at all, perfectly normal pattern.

This really made me laugh.
Looks like quite a few vaginas but honestly, if Gillian Anderson can pull it off, we all can!

It's a lovely dress and i absolutely wouldn't have noticed unless you pointed out. So funny 🤣 yes I am childish

I get what you mean OP! I think it may be a bit 😳 if the pattern were in the centre and a bit lower down ! But given that most people on this thread can't see it - I don't think people are going to be saying 'here comes @Scatternobrains in her fanny frock'!

It's a beautiful dress - lovely colour and interesting shape (ie the semi-two-piece).

i see your point, that said wear it with confidence @Scatternobrains

Lovely dress and you look lovely in it, never mind the genitalia as they are utterly unnoticeable. Or is it a skirt with a sort of isthmus arrangement to attach a top to. Am fascinated now to find out what happens at the back and how it fastens [or holds on for dear life...] why doesn’t the Me + Em site show the rear view?? Can you give us a twirl OP?

Oh that Boden coat. 😫

Thank you for posting the Boden coat! What were they thinking. 🤣

I wouldn't have noticed it until you pointed it out and even then it looks more like the shape of my stoma bag.........

I’m going against the crowd, sorry. I don’t like the dress at all and think it’s made even worse by the ‘vagina’ placing. I think you could get something much nicer for that amount of money. Then again, if you love it, you should wear it with pride.

You could team it with these 😀https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1111852482/vulva-hoops-yoni-hoop-earrings-lesbian?click_key=5cc058291833d15d936ab68dd041c937bf2829d6%3A1111852482&click_sum=c1f07cce&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=vulva+earrings&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&frs=1&sts=1&content_source=ca9edbe510fa2059fbf4fb5cf1c3941a5cc1f8f6%253A1111852482

OP, I have to read the location on your post twice to see it. I may not be the smartest one spotting vagina like patterns but I think nobody will notice if you don't say it.
Nice pattern BTW.

Classic Paisley pattern, I think you're reading too much into it.

It’s not obvious. I wouldn’t have noticed.

It’s fine, if it was in the groin area then it might be more of an issue for some. I have def bought multiple items to check which has the best pattern placement though so can fully appreciate the point here.

I'm incredibly childish and have stopped laughing enough to type. Wow it even has an ovary.

I like it however and even if the vag was placed over your own, I'd still wear it for the laughs.

Dying at the Abba comment.

@StarlightLady omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 not sure I could cope but one of my best mates is a midwife and these are going to make another fantastic Xmas present for her. Thanks for sharing.

@friskybivalves it's all packed for holiday now to prevent me from vagina hunting. From the back view it looks look a skirt and a cropped top, it's not connected at all other than the little area in the middle front.