Can you unsee my new vagina?

[Scatternobrains]

I have bought this dress and I absolutely LOVE it. I just can't help but notice the pattern and placement has provided me with an image of a vagina to the right of my belly button.

The dress is sold out so I can't buy it again for different placement (I've been looking for restock/returns on their website for weeks) but was fortunate enough to get this new on eBay the other day.

Is it as bad as I see or will it be ok and should I wear it with pride?

@Scatternobrains I'm not remotely musical but I have been making up songs now with the words fanny frock in 🤣🤣🤣 it's really tickled me.

Cant see anything vaginal at all! Looks good to me.Wear it with pride

No, more like Labbia

I'll get my (Boden) coat 😂

Honestly OP, have you not thought about chilly evenings? You need a scarf to go with that...

@Nocashforcashmere omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It doesn't look like a vagina but it is a bit off centre. How is that bunched up bit secured, I wonder if it could be undone and redone to redistribute the patterns bit?

Now you’ve pointed it out, yes I can see the nunie in the print. Sorry!

Nice dress, nothing amiss with placement. Are you going to wear different shoes with it?

Lovely dress. No one else would notice the genitals. I used to have a Sainsbury’s dress with a bird print on it but my friend said they looked like penises, then I couldn't unsee it.

@CinnamonJellyBeans yes the shoes aren't to go with the dress they were the only ones I had downstairs that gave me a bit of height, bare foot the dress draped on the floor way too much.

I'm open to suggestions for shoes though as I don't really wear dresses?

I like the flat sandals that they have styled the dress with on the photo up-thread. I think you have to be careful with long flowy dresses and heels; anything that looks vaguely formal saps the vibe.

Maybe some wedges with a cork/raffia heel? The front should look like a sandal.

open toed raffia type shoe with block heel and slight platform. And put your clutch purse over the vagina. I love the dress.

Just looks like a papaya to me!

I wouldn’t either @Scatternobrains but now I see that and the other one on your leg 😂. Nobody will notice unless you tell them. Or they see this thread haha!