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Original poster

trinny and susannas body shape calculator if you can't figure it out on your own..

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ggirlsbells · 04/12/2007 14:37

here

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rudolphdoesntneedbratnav · 04/12/2007 14:42

Oooh, thanks, that is handy

FluffyMummy123 · 04/12/2007 14:47

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NotQuiteCockney · 04/12/2007 14:47

I'm apparently a bell. Only I have shoulders, and my calves aren't chunky.

Even with so many categories, they're not going to be a perfect fit.

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ggirlsbells · 04/12/2007 14:48

I am a vase,I tried two variations on my shoulder width as am unsure if they're normal or feeble.Either way I am a vase.

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ggirlsbells · 04/12/2007 14:49

cod ,column is catwalk model apparently

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FluffyMummy123 · 04/12/2007 14:50

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SeaShells · 04/12/2007 14:51

I'm apparently a column but I don't think I fit into any really, I'm really petite built but with no waist.

Lauriefairycake · 04/12/2007 14:52

I'm an hourglass.

pssst.......I'm not really, I'm really just dead fat top and bottom

rudolphdoesntneedbratnav · 04/12/2007 14:52

I'm an hourglass according to that, but I don't think my boobs are big enough for that

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ggirlsbells · 04/12/2007 14:52

shit ,I can't wear wedge shoes apparently

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CarmenerryChristmas · 04/12/2007 14:53

I'm a bloody BRICK!! Great now that has cheered me up

wheelsonthebus · 04/12/2007 14:54

bloody hell - i am an apple (like kathy bates fgs). thought i was a beautiful vase.

LaCerbiatta · 04/12/2007 14:59

I'm a vase... Even though I have small boobs....

LaCerbiatta · 04/12/2007 15:02

Why can't vases wear wedges?????

I look good with polo necks and sleeveless round neck tops and I look bad with pencil skirts.... I can't be a true vase....

NadineBaggott · 04/12/2007 15:03

fecking hell - Cello - wtf?

EffiePerine · 04/12/2007 15:03

hooray! am a vase. The tips make sense, esp sqaure necklines and pencil skirts, though apparantly my nice shiny wedges are a no no

Megglevache · 04/12/2007 15:08

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Isawnumptysmummykissingsanta · 04/12/2007 15:12

I'm a vase too - why no wedges tho?

EffiePerine · 04/12/2007 15:13
hunkermunker · 04/12/2007 15:15

Ooh, I'm an hourglass!

florenceuk · 04/12/2007 15:16

think I'm a bit like you seashells - small all over but with no waist (due to childbearing duties and no exercise). Apparently I'm a (very short) column according to this.

ShinyHappyStarOfBethlehem · 04/12/2007 15:19

I'm a vase.. "like Kelly Brook"... yeah, I always look at her and think "that's MY body!"

ellymay1 · 04/12/2007 15:21

Oh my god I am an hourglass!

Brilliant link - tried to work out my shape before and couldnt felt like a right idiot!!!

Thanks

Elly

Tinker · 04/12/2007 15:23

I'm a column. Definitely not a catwalk column

noddyholder · 04/12/2007 15:26

I have big boobs not much bum long slim legs and not brilliant waist definition and I'm a goblet which I like if its full of wine but what do I wear now?!?!Don't like littlewoods so wouldn't shop there