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trinny and susannas body shape calculator if you can't figure it out on your own..

79 replies

ggirlsbells · 04/12/2007 14:37

here

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PestohohohoMonster · 04/12/2007 20:18

Me too Lula

Tutter · 04/12/2007 20:21

surely not

says i too am a column

have always thought i was an apple

or a brick

mustrunmorewantsanewname · 04/12/2007 20:21

Well, I'm a cello. But I couldnt wear half the stuff that links too The belly would look horrendous inthose dresses and cardies,

MaeWestYeMerryGentlemen · 04/12/2007 20:24

ANother column here, seems about right

Pelvicfloornomoregoneandpassed · 04/12/2007 20:24

Still don't know which shape i am

PaulaYatesbiggestfan · 04/12/2007 20:25

i am column
like nicole kidman but -bigger!

castille · 04/12/2007 20:38

Column here too. Tiny boobs though.

Nicole Kidman indeed

castille · 04/12/2007 20:39

Column here too. Tiny boobs though.

Nicole Kidman indeed

DumbledoreWithBoughsOfHolly · 04/12/2007 20:51

I still can't work me out, even answering the questions. I got either a vase or a column and am not convinced I am either.

BJB21 · 04/12/2007 20:53

im a column. Nothing like Nicole tho, im only 5ft 3 and a half! Longer legs than torso tho for my build and i thnk bigger than avearge boobs for my frame (32c/d??

lou33 · 04/12/2007 20:57

column, am 5ft 7

lou33 · 04/12/2007 20:59

i do like this which was recommended tho

lou33 · 04/12/2007 21:01

and this

mintydixcharrington · 04/12/2007 21:23

I am a column. long legs, small boobs, no waist
I was expecting to be a brick

MrsJohnCuSackFullOfPresents · 04/12/2007 21:35

I'm a cello
the sleb examples are Oprah and Serena Williams

I think I was an hourglass pre children

MerryChristiemas · 04/12/2007 21:38

I'm a skittle.
Famous skittles are Halle Berry, Sharon Osbourne & Meryl Streep

mawbroon · 04/12/2007 21:43

Hmm, this is interesting.

When I did the thing, it said I was a vase.

Then I asked DH to do it in relation to me.

And when he did it, I was a column.

So which one am I really? More inclined to believe DH actually as men don't suffer from the "does my bum look big in this" thing nearly as much as us gals.

pukkapatch · 04/12/2007 21:59

i'm a vase. apparently i should stay away from polo necks

Oblomov · 04/12/2007 21:59

I am not sure. It says I am an hourglass, which is what I always thought I was. But then it said I could be a vase or a cello, and I think I am that too.
Totally confused... .com

Oblomov · 04/12/2007 22:09

Sorry, I have carefully re-read them all and I am an hourglas - not vase or cello, because I don't have slim legs.

woodenchair · 04/12/2007 22:51

oh god I'm a cello, like Oprah, don't know how I feel about that

however, I know the clothes that they have listed for the cello would suit me, go figure.

PortAndLemonaid · 04/12/2007 23:01

Hourglass. Which sounds good, so I am sticking with that...

LoveAngelGabriel · 05/12/2007 11:00

I'm a vase. yeah right, I look just like Kelly Brook.

Roseylea · 05/12/2007 11:06

I'm a pear (small top, big bottom!)

OrmIrian · 05/12/2007 11:06

All a bit vague isn't it? What are you thighs like.... ? Well sort of averagish I suppose. The only thing I could state for certain was that I had long legs....

So I might be a vase, a lollipop or a goblet. Ah well... I prefer the idea of being a lollipop

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