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Original poster

trinny and susannas body shape calculator if you can't figure it out on your own..

79 replies

ggirlsbells · 04/12/2007 14:37

here

OP posts:
noddyholder · 04/12/2007 15:29

CZJones here

Original poster
ggirlsbells · 04/12/2007 15:40

Vases unite- WE WILL WEAR WEDGES!!

OP posts:
frothykindofadrink · 04/12/2007 15:44

hoorah am hourglass even though i have no boobs

claraenglish · 04/12/2007 15:47

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santaslittlepeatbogelf · 04/12/2007 15:49

ooh, a goblet. But not sure - maybe boobs are smaller than I thought

hermykne · 04/12/2007 15:51

i m a vase
hmmm

hermykne · 04/12/2007 15:52

actually
my hips arent the same as my boobs so i am not a vase imo

littleboo · 04/12/2007 16:14

i'm a cornet, well a petite one as am only 5ft3, ..... how exciting

wardrobemistressakasugarfree · 04/12/2007 16:22

I'm NOT Kathy Bates,I'm NOT,I'm NOT!

Twinkie1 · 04/12/2007 16:27

Hoorah I am a column - although probably a knackered old falling down one rather than a new shiney mock grecian type I am thinking!

ImmodestRubyRioja · 04/12/2007 16:33

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CatIsSleepy · 04/12/2007 16:37

I'm a column...a very short one though
I do not resemble Nicole Kidman

LaDiDaDi · 04/12/2007 16:37

AArgh. It won't come up for me!!

NAB3littlemonkeys · 04/12/2007 16:38

Apparently I am a vase.

LaDiDaDi · 04/12/2007 16:40

If I measure myself will someone else tell me what I am? What bits do I have to measure?

PS I do not want to know if I am, as I suspect, a brick.

Original poster
ggirlsbells · 04/12/2007 17:29

ladida- are your hips avg/wide/narrow?

short /long waisted or avg

nipped in waist gently curving or no waist

boobs-big avg or normal

hips,wide,avg,narrow

legs-chunky calves and slim ankles,thunder thighs,skinny legs

legs short long or in proportion

bum-big/avg/small and pert/flat and square

tummy-flat,avg rounded,big

think thtas it

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MABS · 04/12/2007 17:34

i'm a column

SueW · 04/12/2007 17:41

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This has been withdrawn by MNHQ at OP's request.

IsawBUMPERkissingsantaclaus · 04/12/2007 17:47

I'm an hourglass (which is fine while i'm bfing but sure an hourglass isn't supposed to have a couple of pitta breads for boobs!)

See now i want these and these and this. Their plan worked!

charlieandlola · 04/12/2007 17:51

A skittle. charming!

flowerybeanbag · 04/12/2007 17:53

I am also a skittle, just like Sharon Osborne, apparently

LaDiDaDi · 04/12/2007 19:54

Hips probably wide, def not narrow.

Average waist length

Small waist (well, waist is point clothes are most likely to be too big for me)

Small boobs (a-b) cup but kind of wide apart on my chest if that makes sense?

Slim legs (best feature imo) but average length

Flat tummy

Sticky out bottom.

I kind of think that I'm pretty much straight up and down apart from a bottom. Sort of
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LaDiDaDi · 04/12/2007 19:57

So much for that. The link loaded for me this time and I'm a vase!

lulalullabye · 04/12/2007 20:11

knock me down with a bowling bowl i'm a skittle !!

TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 04/12/2007 20:12

I am also a Column - I'm another that had thought I was a Vase. It's the big tits and long slim legs - does Nicole Kidman have both these features btw??

And now I'm a pregnant Column. Will that make me an Urn?