things youd liek to buy but you knwo youll never wear( sahms spec)

[codswallop]

skirts
sweater dresses

Have been slowly reducing the size of my bags now ds is getting older but alas am knocked up again so out come the big guns again [sigh]

indeed Twig

One of those La Perla ensembles with matching bra, knickers, suspender belt and floaty short petticoat...

sweater dresses 'seat' and get a baggy arse

but i draw the line at fleeces etc

wuldnt be seen dead in 'em
dont care houw practical they are

LOL @ Connor. I admitted defeat last weekend when we went out for the day and took a rucksack.

Ditto lots of La Perla or Canovas swimsuits with matching sarongs, hats, bags etc... for holidaying on my yacht...

A Pucci beachbag.

sorry but PMSL @ rucksack

[wraps piggy in blanket and makes shushing noises]

Thanks Connor

A ski outfit from Postcard...

oh piggy

have you thought of counselling?

It's ok Naily. I won't do it again. I promise. It's just I needed lots of nappies for the dses, and wipes and their leedle packed lunches, and their beakers of water, and a change of clothes....

youve taken the first step piggy and confronted your demons

[looks for handbag rehab number for piggy]

Do you think it would help my recovery if I went to John Lewis this afternoon and bought a seriously expensive handbag?

I think it's the only way forward piggy and i would like to support you by buying myself a new handbag this weekend.

no no, don't ttry and talk me out of it. It's the right thing to do.

I guess you're right Connor. It's got to be done.

i think there si a gap in the market for a handbag rehab consultant at JL

cod you should buy a dress

I keep wearing them on kids days

they go in the washer just like jeans and you feel better

there is a woman turns up for school run who always looks as if she is off to see matinee

I want to be her

haev no logn boots

do fancy =this

Oh Cod, it's very... plain

i know
plain is good fro me
i dont suit frippery

Hats.