do big norks alwasy equal fab norks

[FluffyMummy123]

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only with proper direction and support
and no crepeyness

I have little norks and have been told they are fab!!

Can't believe any sane man (or womanfor that matter) would prefer my pear shaped bazookas to a pair of pert fried eggs.

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Do you have more than one middle ages cleavage??

Big saggy norks should be contained in a nice bra.. then they are nice norks.

Small norks can sag too. They then resemble baby's empty socks. [sigh] (Although the gym has helped...)

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Don't men just like breasts? Any breasts?

My norks are NOT fab.

I want little pert ones rather than freakishly large, south-heading ones

I want to wear pretty tops

mine dont, they are deflated post DC's and when I am old will have to be rolled up into my bra - urggggg

No no no Cod, as they say any more than a handful is a waste!

Also I want to be able to buy bras called fifi, not mavis or dora

no.

If held up and shaped nicely by underwear they can be fab though

in reply to OP, not if they are made of silicone

a friend of mine has just had hers hitched up and reduced - looks fab. She says the best thing about it is no coat hanger shoulders (grooves where your bra straps have been for the unintitiated )

I hate my mahoosive norks

They are uncomfortable and fall under my armpits when in bed

Unsupported they head so far south they can see penguins

Bras all look like they have been made by civil engineers

I would love to be a D cup or thereabouts

I would love little perky boobs with nipples that point up the way (like they are suspended from the ceiling with invisible string). They look all playful and cheeky.

I'm a G cup and in certain clothes they can look great but in casual wear they make me look dumpy I think.

I think shape is most important. I've had a boob job though

I would love a boob job

But too scared

and skint

It was fine (so far!) I hardly knew anything about it. Recovery has been ok. Obviously there's the risk of capsular contraction but if you choose a plastic surgeon who has low rates of it that gives the best chance of a good outcome.

I have tiny norks - couldn't even fill a 36B maternity bra at full term

But after 4 dcs (youngest still being bf) my boobs are still pert

Actually my ex-h had an affair with a girl with huge norks & admitted that it was partly because he'd never slept with someone with big'uns before

He was rather disappointed to find that when the bra came off they landed on her feet

I think mine are too big and saggy now but dp loves them and so have all my exes Silly buggers!I would like none if i had the choice

LOL

sorry that was to GW not noddyholder

I have 36 F norks, which look great when encased in a bra. However, when said bra is removed, I can tie knots in them, and throw them over my shoulder.

Mine look like the boobs you see in National Geographic. (that DP delightfully calls banana tits)