do big norks alwasy equal fab norks

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Zookeeper, do you know what your friend's scarring is like? I'd love to get a reduction but am afraid they'd look like a battleground after. Seems so unfair that they can enlarge them through little tiny incisions that leave small scars but to reduce you're saddled with great big 'anchor' scars, from what I've seen. Ahoy matey!

"Don't men just like breasts? Any breasts?"

clears throat We do leaves quietly

DP has alwyas said he doen't care what breats looks like. He's always said that just been grateful to be close up to real boobs, however big or small they may be

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But for the most part I don't think women really care what men think about their appearance, just other women's opinions.

You are right dadada

I am going to the MN meet up in Christmas and I worry that you are all going to think I a, a fat minger (which I am)

err excuse me IGW I have just looked at your profile and you are gorgeous
If there is anyone vying for fat minger at the meet up it will be ME!!

Yuck. No!!!!

Sorry for the exclamation marks but I know there are women out there who think they do...and many of them seem to live here. Saw one on Saturday walking towards me. Low cut v-necked top with what I can only describe as 2 drooping mounds of flesh coloured poorly-set jelly. Horrific. Not sure what DH would have thought but probably the same as he's not a t*ts man (which is fortunate in the circs ). A better bra and a somewhat more kindly top would have helped....

Tis a good picture that one (why d'ya think I chose it?)

In RL I look like Bella Emberg and Meatloafd's bastard love child

I agree that we care more what other women think of our boobs, in general men are very easily pleased in this department.
If I was that way inclined I'd go for big squashy badungas, but I'm not so I like little, perky ones. Mainly cos they look more elegant.

Small norks don't equal fab norks either, at least not when you are older.

Even my 32AA (if I take a deep breath) norks have drooped.

I am a 32FF these days and whilst they are not bad, not too saggy but certainly not up to passing any pencil test (never have been). I find when I lose weight they don't go small than an E but just sort of get flatter and saggier, for the sake of my norks I'm better with a few extra lbs on but for the sake of my stomach they should really come back off again.

Mine looked better when they were smaller. I personally don't like big norks I would prefer to have norks like Kate Moss or Kylie Minogue.

Pencil test? I can get a whole fecking branch of Staples under mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a dream last night that I passed the pencil test.
I woke up thinking it was true.

It wasn't.

I just can't imagine another woman being interested in my tits TBH.

They are fine. Sometimes they are big, sometimes they are small, but decent upholstery really helps and who cares what blokes think anyway?

I do have big boobs at the minute - but it's really a comparison thing - I have a 34F bra and a 26inch waist, which really does look a bit out there whereas a month ago (and a stone heavier) I had 34G boobs and a 29inch waist, which looked sort of normal.

What's the pencil test?

Place a pencil under boob, if it falls you pass if it stays you fail.

I don't like the word -n- so can't bring myself to comment...

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Little norks best by far imo. I'm a C and think that's too big really.

MaryAnn must really hate my posting name!

Well, I pass - but I don't understand why that's a pass.

Means they haven't succumbed to saggage.

sorry n*maiden !

Tigerfeet, get yourself to Bravissimo - pretty bras for those with plenty of norkage. Or Rigby and Peller.

Mine are too big. When I lost lots of weight I looked mad - you could really tell how huge they are. Being a bit overweight actually helps them to look in proportion!