Wedding Guest Outfit - dress as a PRISONER?!

[TheLuckyMrsPine]

Please HELP!

Late October, all day wedding and reception. Am 5ft4” size 10.

Seriously what on earth can I wear?

Erm what?!

Orange jumpsuit maybe but honestly it sounds barking

You have to dress as a prisoner??

That is possibly one of the most ridiculous things I have heard of

Well would it not depend on what category?

maybe something like this? www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10701_10001_008020283613?brand=YAS&cat1=Women&cat2=Playsuits-%26-jumpsuits&cat3=Jumpsuits&CMP=SSH_1008547134_1366510508_54211628626&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI58Oym_DC3QIVRIjVCh3Y6waiEAkYECABEgK48vD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

what a tough theme!

Have the bride and groom explained WHY their guests need to dress as prisoners?

Prisoner really?!

Are the bride and groom going to be Figueroa and Caputo?

I'm sorry, you appear to have got "wedding" and "Halloween party" confused.

Otherwise,
WHAT
THE
FUCK
???????????

Eh? More details needed!

Luckily jumpsuits are very in at the moment

Zsa Zsa Gabor went to prison. Dress fabulously and say you're her.

A prisoner? Sure it's not The Prisoner?

Is it on Oxford Prison (or similar) that's now. Fancy hotel?

Even so, this is nuts.

Is it on Oxford Prison (or similar) that's now. Fancy hotel?

Even so, this is nuts.

Or Martha Stewart.

FGS I wish I was joking

Seriously people I need to find something that I can feel like I am at a wedding in! Someone please help!

sleep that is the kind of suggestion I need, thank you! I have DD/E chest so I think the open back bit may cause a bit of difficulty. I am pushing 40 and after a few kids cannot go bra less these days sadly!

Mary Queen of Scots? Ruth Ellis? Bellatrix Lestrange in Azkaban? Christine Keeler?

ceeeeeelia yes this type of thing!

In this situation I would just ask the people inviting me what exactly they had in mind by 'dress like a prisoner' and ask for specific examples. Or just send a picture of an orange jumpsuit costume off eBay and ask if this is ok?!

Just googled prison themed wedding and it is indeed a thing.

Bonnie Parker (your DH could go as Clyde)
Paris Hilton
Lindsey Lohan

www.closetlondon.com/orange-kimono-cropped-leg-jumpsuit.html?961=129&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIxpvm3fXC3QIVAobVCh02MwqAEAkYASABEgIwifD_BwE

But seriously wtaf?!

That's incredibly crass and tasteless..

Fletch
Godber
The Man in the Iron Mask
Mr Bojangles the Mouse

www.asos.com/warehouse/warehouse-tie-waist-mini-dress-in-dark-blue-denim/prd/10369568?clr=raw&SearchQuery=denim%20dress&gridcolumn=1&gridrow=4&gridsize=4&pge=2&pgesize=72&totalstyles=237

I always think denim when talking about prison clothes. Could this be enough of a nod to the theme and still be dressed up?