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How old am I?

104 replies

JaceLancs · 28/07/2018 22:02

DP says I have babies feet
Without searching my posting history
Guess how old I am by my feet
What is your best or youngest feature?
Lighthearted thread btw
Let’s celebrate our best bits

How old am I?
OP posts:
LipstickHandbagCoffee · 28/07/2018 22:52

I think you’re in your 60s

Greenteandchives · 28/07/2018 22:57

OP has already said mid 50s.

LipstickHandbagCoffee · 28/07/2018 22:58

Yea?well the feet say 60s

twattymctwatterson · 28/07/2018 23:01

Weird fetishy thread

ohdeardeardear · 28/07/2018 23:02

😂 this thread has cracked me up.

OP, you do have a huge big toe. I don't think anybody has nice feed to be honest. Even Hugh Jackman or David Beckham.

TimesNewRoman · 28/07/2018 23:03

What am I reading ConfusedGrin

Am I the only one who hasn't had a drink? Grin

LipstickHandbagCoffee · 28/07/2018 23:06

I have had some green tea,not long back from work.

ivykaty44 · 28/07/2018 23:07

Youve worn shoes that have caused your big toe to bend which would suggest late 50s

freetoagoodhome · 28/07/2018 23:13

This reminds me - I need to book in for my wax

ohdeardeardear · 28/07/2018 23:24

Feet not feed!

Original poster
JaceLancs · 28/07/2018 23:35

Glad I’ve amused some of you!
I did say lighthearted - and yes I have had a few drinks but am merely mellow
DM always made us wear sensible shoes and I’m more for comfort than fashion but my feet are quite narrow at toe and I tend to wear slim fitting pointed toe flats as they are most comfortable - maybe have deformed my big toe as a result

OP posts:
Original poster
JaceLancs · 28/07/2018 23:40

For those who think I’ve a weird big toe it’s probably just the angle of picture as I’ve tiny other toes
My hands are v small too and my smallest finger n toes are very short
(Seem to remember from my genealogy research it’s evidence of tribal decent)

OP posts:
MoltonSilver · 29/07/2018 01:02

I think your big toe is 72 and the rest of your foot of 55.

MoltonSilver · 29/07/2018 01:02

Is 55

Monday55 · 29/07/2018 01:12

I was going to say late 40s

kissmelittleass · 29/07/2018 01:14

50??

Ivymaud · 29/07/2018 01:49

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AnnieAnoniMoose · 29/07/2018 01:57

Your big toe looks normal to me & your little toe is bigger than mine.

I used to like my feet, but they’re no longer my best feature.

...well, actually, they might still be my ‘best’ feature, but they’ve aged like the rest of me 🤣. This getting definitely sucks.

delphguelph · 29/07/2018 02:08

Definitely not a weird thread tbh

Great feet btw

Are you actually from Lancashire? We all have gorgeous feet from Lancashire Grin

rightknockered · 29/07/2018 02:26

Look, how old are my thighs...may have had a couple of vodkas which have aged my thighs tonight

rightknockered · 29/07/2018 02:26

weird angle so my knees look huuggeee

DameDoom · 29/07/2018 07:21

Your big toe looks huge in the photo. Maybe a bad angle? The toenail looks long - v v long.
Not being mean, feet make me queezy as. Mine are horrific no matter how hard I try.

DameDoom · 29/07/2018 07:25

My v long tit pube is probably my loveliest feature. Am loathed to cut it as its so horrific - like a violin string/ cheap tooth floss hybrid.

VanillaSugar · 29/07/2018 07:39

OP. - definitely put base coat, polish and top coat onto your toes. Yes, you really can tell the difference.