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My Mint Velvet jeans have gone at the twat

55 replies

Mingmoo · 22/02/2018 18:55

The denim has split on one leg at the top of my inner thigh, parallel to the middle seam. I've only had them three months (but I have worn them A LOT and I do a lot of walking). Does this happen to anyone else? What is the issue here? Do I need to go up a size or is twat-wear inevitable?

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LaContessaDiPlump · 22/02/2018 18:55

Nothing helpful to say but Grin at the thread title!

Mumsnut · 22/02/2018 18:57

This probably happens to WonderWoman as well

Original poster
Mingmoo · 22/02/2018 18:58

I do have robust thighs, Mumsnut.

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LittleFeileFooFoo · 22/02/2018 19:01

Velvet does this, it has no strength. Could you patch with some leather. A twat patch?

I've found jeans with lots of Lycra do this too. I too have robust thighs...

QueenLaBeefah · 22/02/2018 19:02

Funniest thread title ever.

I find that this happens to be when the jeans have Lycra on them.

10thingsIhateAboutTheDailyMail · 22/02/2018 19:05

Yup, this happens to anyone who does not have a big ole thigh gap!

ELR · 22/02/2018 19:10

Hands down best thread title for ages!!!

Mumsnut · 22/02/2018 19:10

Maybe those leather patches meant for Geography teachers' tweed jacket elbows?

Original poster
Mingmoo · 22/02/2018 19:11

LittleFeile they are denim. The brand is MV.

Feeling quite relieved it's not just me.

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Original poster
Mingmoo · 22/02/2018 19:11

I'm not sure leather crotch patches say busy-Mum-of-two in quite the way I'd like. Grin

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timeforabrewnow · 22/02/2018 19:12

What a charming turn of phrase you have OP - really lovely.

I do hope you find some more mint velvet jeans soon....

holycityzoo · 22/02/2018 19:12

Mine do this give me a mo and I will post a picture of how the local alterations place fix it.

crackerjacket · 22/02/2018 19:12

Which twat? Trump?

Oldraver · 22/02/2018 19:12

I used to blame it on riding a bike a lot...but it still happens now I don't cycle much

MrsJoshDun · 22/02/2018 19:14

I sent some jeans back to Next which did this and got a refund. Told them I might have robust thighs but I have other jeans which have survived my robust thighs for years and I don’t expect jeans to go through at only a few months old. Next jeans all seem to do this and I’ve given up with them.

holycityzoo · 22/02/2018 19:15

Ok so that's the inside they had two massive holes in.

My Mint Velvet jeans have gone at the twat
WhatInTheWorldIsGoingOn · 22/02/2018 19:15

I genuinely LOL’d at your thread title and I am very much not a LOL’er.

holycityzoo · 22/02/2018 19:16

Ta da!!! No more twat flashGrin

My Mint Velvet jeans have gone at the twat
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Mingmoo · 22/02/2018 19:16

Thank you for your compliment and good wishes, timeforabrewnow. I probably will because there are lots of shops that sell that brand. They are even available on-line, if I just can't wait to go shopping.

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holycityzoo · 22/02/2018 19:16

Cost me £5.

DustbinTails · 22/02/2018 19:16

See, save your money and buy at Matalan. Jeans for women with robust thighs.

Original poster
Mingmoo · 22/02/2018 19:16

holycityzoo I can't see a picture...

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FabulouslyGlamorousFerret · 22/02/2018 19:19

Tada ... Jeans for the erosive twatted amongst us 👍🏻

holycityzoo · 22/02/2018 19:19

Oh let me try again maybe it's because I'm on the app.

FabulouslyGlamorousFerret · 22/02/2018 19:20

And yes, Timeforabrewnow the op does have a fab turn of phrase, I agree 👌🏼

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