My Mint Velvet jeans have gone at the twat

[Mingmoo]

The denim has split on one leg at the top of my inner thigh, parallel to the middle seam. I've only had them three months (but I have worn them A LOT and I do a lot of walking). Does this happen to anyone else? What is the issue here? Do I need to go up a size or is twat-wear inevitable?

oh, that is impressive FabulouslyGlamorousFerret. It actually looks quite brilliant.

On a serious note, I have been having a tough time since September for various reasons and I'm trying to save money because of it (hence wearing the jeans out). So thank you for repair suggestions. I thought they were doomed.

This is the inside. Did that work?

Outside.

YES! Now I can see it. That looks great.

Did they go when you were pulling them up? A lot of mine do this 🙄🙄.. I also have sturdy thighs .

I think probably walking around in a hurry. I've only just noticed it. Maybe I over-strode...

Mumsnut A leather twat patch? My jeans and cord trousers used to do this when i was a teenager skateboarding

at the twat

Did you hoik?

Your title

Proposal: All threads should be called this, regardless of topic

Velvet does this, it has no strength. Could you patch with some leather

This made me laugh loud, I can't decide if the poster is taking rhe piss or actually thinks you have mint coloured velvet jeans 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My husband's jeans do this. We blame his bollocks.

Turn them into chaps?
To wear when riding, over other, betwatted trews.

Can I suggest a name change to mingemoo?

Ha, TheFaerieQueene, I should really have thought of mingemoo...

God all my jeans do this. It's how I know I've chubbed up. And regular trousers go bobbly which is weird and grim. My bf and I always referred to them as our fat releasing holes.

I called my halogen oven a twat yesterday. Misses point of thread...

Hahaha good thread op. Have to say my MV jeans purchased every January in the John Lewis sale, are always my buy of the year. I work in them, walk the dogs in them, and adore them. Not that this helps your twat.

It's just your Mary breaking free ready for the Spring fresh air

I would link to this thread in an email to MV or the Daily Fail and shame their shoddy workmanship

I clicked on this thread for no other reason but the title...
I like your turn of phrase op!

Twat patch

Is it me or had mint velvet had s weird revamp? Walked thru jihn Lewis, the othfay, and it was all weird blue and orange, the same as hush, rather than grey.

Without late night drunk typos

'fat releasing holes'

I think this may be part of the problem.