My Mint Velvet jeans have gone at the twat

[Mingmoo]

The denim has split on one leg at the top of my inner thigh, parallel to the middle seam. I've only had them three months (but I have worn them A LOT and I do a lot of walking). Does this happen to anyone else? What is the issue here? Do I need to go up a size or is twat-wear inevitable?

Brilliant thread title - and could easily be the first line of a poem: go on OP, could you do a Pam Ayres and write a few more lines of it..?

Mine do this. Though possibly slightly lower down that you're describing. There definitely fat releasing holes in my case. Mortifying

I’m on my own at home (procrastinating from my intended ‘big spring clean by mumsnetting) and I laughed manically at your thread title. The echo it made in the empty kitchen has now made me feel like a right weirdo! Cracked me up though

I had a new pair of Next jeans do that. Turns out I was doing lunges in the pub on a particularly pissed night out.

I think MV quality is crap. I don't shop there after a parka and 2 pairs of jeans came apart at the seams and got holes in within a year.

Did you buy them in a store or online? if in a shop I'd be tempted to take them back and complain.