smocky tops wtf

[charmkin]

Ok so who over 9 stone and under 5'3 can wear these?

Is a bloody tshirt too much to ask ?
I want some nice summery tops in various colours please, longer lenght and not pregnant please

ITHANKYOU

Oh yes, me too!

Whats a smock top? link

omg cant do links

I spent the whole of the latter part of my pregnancy with DS2 (last summer) praying for a top like one of these.

However, as I am no longer pregnant, but still look it, I will be steering clear

Tesco have some longer length vests atm. Ribbed. Can't remember what colours though.

here

and also in more sensible shops
like principkles
and marks and flipping spencers

omg

its like attack of the 50's housewives at the moment isn't it?

my sainted grandma has curtains like that

asda have them good t shirts

also matalan

I kind of like these in a funny kind of way!

I'm quite small on top (little A cup norks and size 10 body) so I can probably get away with them.

Topshop had some v. cool ones in a while ago - I like this one altho it's not everyone's cuppa tea, I understand that!

Gufaw at charmkin and roseyle's offerings.
Someone is really taking the piss eh?

au contraire Moondog!

I would wear that top, honest! with jeans and wedges.

kew have longer length

Yes,I know Rosey.

Oi! [thwacks Moondog round the head with summer handbag that's come out abit early}

I quite like them

I lurve them , but then again I am pregnant and I tend to avoid the curtain look!

I'm sure you will look delightful Rosey and hey! I'm all for that Jackie mag 70s vibe meself.
Have recently purchased all manner of cheesecloth and garishly patterned ensembles to go with big flarey jeans and clonky wooden wedges.

I know my limits however...

i love them 2 i am an 18 covers bits that i dont want people noticing

Actually if you are very overweight (like me) they look lovely.

I'm getting this one