smocky tops wtf

[charmkin]

Ok so who over 9 stone and under 5'3 can wear these?

Is a bloody tshirt too much to ask ?
I want some nice summery tops in various colours please, longer lenght and not pregnant please

ITHANKYOU

oh those links on mrsB's post are hilarious. and so very spot on methinks....

so who's MrsB nabbed the quote from?

And what is 'smoky stuff' nappies?

smoky stuff? you mean you dont know? gawd, all the bright young things will be in smoky stuff this year you know...

but really, what is smoky stuff?

ah, I'm slow. You meant smocky?

i thought you were joking..... pmsl