What the FUCK

[bitchpleaase]

Look at these:

https://m.topshop.com/en/tsuk/product/moto-suspender-mom-jeans-6923680

The M&S pink dress ain’t got shit on these

Fish you can check on the website.** Handy

I like them. If i was slimmer, id wear them with opaque tights underneath, a black tshirt, a black leather waist length biker jacket or non shiny cropped waist length bomber jacket, black dms or other flat biker style boots.

Id rock that look and im old (well in my thirties is old to me) and a mom.
I would wear them to a day out in london shopping.

Oh flirtygirl you little minx.

Give it a little edge
Backs away nervously.

I think they'd look lovely paired with this coat, only £180.

Shit I need that coat

HOW WARM?!

It's times like this that I realise I have well and truly sailed over into middle age.

My first thought was that the jeans, shorts and coat are all hideous. The second was that they'll be a pain to wash and iron. The third and final thought was that £85 for the jeans is a bit steep considering they are missing huge lumps out of the legs. On that basis though I suppose the coat is excellent value...

Ha ha ha! Its like they've misunderstood the point of both trousers and shorts at the same time! Truly the worst of both worlds.

I quite like that coat though. Very practical for those of us who feel the cold and like to nap

That coat would be amazing on a horribly early commute. It would be like you hadn't had to get out of bed at all. As a confirmed hater of mornings, I approve.

That coat is an outerwear slanket. The old lady part of me approves. I bet it's not properly waterproof though, so would be a heavy nightmare if you got caught in a downpour.

DP has a lot of friends in their mid twenties who live their lives entirely at festivals, raves and free parties - both the jeans and the coat are right up their street!

I think Rhianna started this with her Puma Fenty Suspender Sweat Pants.

I think those may be worse than the jeans.

Yeah, I think the lace makes them Even Worse but not by much.

CrazyOldBagLady I was thinking Rihanna as well. They are the kind of thing she would wear and get away with!

I suspect none of you are the target market for these.

Basically the target market will be a fashionable 16 year old. And the very young woman I saw wearing these in real life, looked fine in them. I am mid 50s and would look ridiculous in them.

Sweet mother of marmite

And those fashionable 16 year olds will look good despite the trousers, not because of them. Still, their parents have a nice photo for the "embarrass the bride" slide show at the wedding, that's worth £85.

OMG! My eyes!!!!

Yes true. The young woman I saw wearing them would in fairness have looked good in almost anything.

Mom Jeans? This Mom/Mum won't be wearing them.

Far too much faff to get on in the morning.

I suspect none of you are the target market for these.

^

Ahhhhh. That’s it. That’s^^ why I don’t like them.

My screen on my phone was very slow at revealing the whole picture. Took me ages to figure out what the problem was as it was slowly revealed!

I have no words for those.