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What the FUCK

126 replies

bitchpleaase · 02/10/2017 14:15

Look at these:

https://m.topshop.com/en/tsuk/product/moto-suspender-mom-jeans-6923680

The M&S pink dress ain’t got shit on these Grin

OP posts:
didyoureally · 02/10/2017 14:44

That's my Parents' Evening outfit sorted.

guilty100 · 02/10/2017 14:46

I can never unsee this, OP.

Shock
Dahlietta · 02/10/2017 14:47

Oh my!

paxillin · 02/10/2017 14:48

Suspender mom jeans Shock

To be combined with nipple tassel mom blouses?

HostaFireAndIce · 02/10/2017 14:48

The best thing is, I'm going to be seeing those babies again now every time I log on to Facebook! Grin

shushpenfold · 02/10/2017 14:48

Gosh. Just gosh.

Presumably they'd be more expensive if they were a whole pair?

DJBaggySmalls · 02/10/2017 14:49

I'm gonna wear those and man spread on the bus. You can take bets on how long it takes for me to get either punched or arrested.

Elendon · 02/10/2017 14:50

I really liked the pink dress.

I have no idea what mom jeans are though. The shorts are nice, but the metal bits might burn you on a hot summer's day.

MadisonAvenue · 02/10/2017 14:51

What the fuck have I just looked at???

Maudlinmaud · 02/10/2017 14:54

Just a new version of chaps. It's all been done before. Prepare to see your teens wearing these.

SeraphinaDombegh · 02/10/2017 14:54

I could understand if they were skinny jeans, but look how much the legs bag under the suspender! They're utterly ridiculous! Grin

MusicToMyEars800 · 02/10/2017 14:56

Grin I'm dying here Grin They are hilarious, they look like Dungarees gone wrong.

DPotter · 02/10/2017 14:57

showing my age again - but I'm thinking Village People - YMCA and In the Navy !!!!!!
Ye gods and little fishes...............

TheWeeWitch · 02/10/2017 14:58

Christ on a plane! What did I just see?!

loveka · 02/10/2017 14:58

I think I saw a prostitute wearing similar in a window in Amsterdam last week.

bitchpleaase · 02/10/2017 15:01

Would loved to have been a fly on the wall during the photoshoot.

Do you think they were all polite about the jeans? ‘Oooohhhhhh aren’t these FABULOUS?’

The model is so pretty. How she kept a straight face...

OP posts:
macncheesewithbacon · 02/10/2017 15:03

Reminds me of early Christina whatserface

"Gonna get diiiiirtttyyy, sweat drippin over ma bodddaeeee"

SilverySurfer · 02/10/2017 15:04

WT absolute F hahahahahaha.

averylongtimeago · 02/10/2017 15:05

That's made my day, thanks op!

MiracleCure · 02/10/2017 15:05

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ThumbWitchesAbroad · 02/10/2017 15:06

I just don't see the point of them! They can't be comfy to sit in either, you'd have a double seam of denim to sit on, not comfy!

Designers are really desperate, aren't they...Grin

TieGrr · 02/10/2017 15:07

I shouldn't have opened this in work. Sitting here in knots of laughter.

Maudlinmaud · 02/10/2017 15:07

I had a bit of an epiphany last week when I realised today's fashions are not geared towards me. It's absolutely true though, and I'm talking about the m&'s pink dress here too, that was actually very fashion forward. Can't wait for the penny to drop for the rest of you Grin

Nousernameforme · 02/10/2017 15:07

I saw someone the other day in a pair of jeans with holes in them. I know shock horror right? The holes were one big vertical tear starting at thigh height and going down to a little band round the ankles she had tights on underneath. So the remains of her jeans were flapping weirdly behind her like some bizarre leg cloak situation.

EmeraldIsle100 · 02/10/2017 15:15

What mom on what planet!!!!

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