What the FUCK

[bitchpleaase]

Look at these:

https://m.topshop.com/en/tsuk/product/moto-suspender-mom-jeans-6923680

The M&S pink dress ain’t got shit on these

What on earth went through the mind of the person who actually designed these monstrosities? I can't imagine anyone in their right mind wearing them. Soon to be found in the remainder shop I feel.

I'm far too old and fat to wear anything of this kind, but I think they'd actually be quite nice if they were super-skinny jeans. It's the bagginess that makes them look especially weird.

Still, might make an interesting change from pyjamas on the school run

I have seen a young woman wearing these.

Heheh- denim chaps!
Lovely...

Ha! I always love the stuff you lot all hate but these?? Fuck me. What why what. Just no. Not even I would like them!

Awful, but there must be a market for them - ( size 8 fashionesta types)

They are Fugly!

Eugh

Oh, they are just amazing OP!!

wow they are amazingly bad. And they're so baggy!

Just. No

Those are very special :-)

Blimos.

Staggering. I can't wait to see those out and about in our local shopping centre. I actually did a proper LOL.

Well. Maybe they're for keeping a thrush avoiding draft whilst keeping the knees protected crawling around after youngsters? (Desperate straw clutching). They're certainly not for looking good in!

I’m so glad you all agree.

Now they're just asking for chafed thighs.

Its like omg I can't decide on shorts or jeans so I'll sort of combine them...what a joke .. Fashion pfft and £85...£84.50 too much yuk

Just gonna leave this here...

m.topshop.com/en/tsuk/product/pu-paper-bag-shorts-6799268

I’d have THE sweatiest arse in those silver shorts.

That poor suspender jean model was having an absolute shocker of a day at the office...

m.topshop.com/en/tsuk/product/gem-embellished-triangle-bra-6746784

If those jeans start following me round the Internet like penguin bollards, there is going to be trouble 😑

Not to alarm people but I clocked these on ASOS the other day so suspect this is going to attempt to become a trend!! 🙈🙈

They remind me of waders. Hideous.

Well. Maybe they're for keeping a thrush avoiding draft whilst keeping the knees protected crawling around after youngsters?

Yes, crotch ventilation jeans. (Vile!) Hope they don't chase me round the internet in my ad bars.

But those aren't mom jeans.