What ho crepies. Nice dresses ladies. Well played. Wouldn't it be great if we could all get together at some posh do, all in our best frocks, and get sloshed on champers and have a ball. We need someone to get married. BD? MI? Me?
Talking of marital relations, I confronted DP with the fact that I won't put up with him ignoring me for days on end any more. Would he do that to people in the office? Doesn't it drive him mad when DS does it to him? He went all hangdog, and said 'I'm not a bad person', like he normally does, but I didn't let him deflect me. Yes, you're a good person to the world but don't forget I exist and have feelings. So, we shall see.
You know that editorship I had the interview for? And the finally gave it to someone from Cross Stitch Monthly, or something? Apparently she's left already, after a few months, as the Big Boss bullied her so badly. This is what's happened to the past few editors. The post is being advertised again, but I think I'll pass...