I'm not sure you are in a minority.
Remember they're only in the shops because retailers think they will sell. They're not something that is there regularly (ditto any sort of pinafores or dungarees) because people keep buying them. They appear at long intervals - like all items that need a whole new generation that has not experienced them before - because they just don't sell without 'novelty appeal'
They'll be flash in the pan this time as well. Because they look dreadful if you have a bust.
Might be useful for bedroom wear though, for naughty schoolgirl dress-up.