Anyone with Droopy NORKS look!!!!!!!!!

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I need those

what an amazing invention, would it do them any harm do you think?

at the video clip - she hasn't got saggy boobs!

do you get a couple of big lads and a winch to help apply them, do yiou think? I fear my norkage maybe beyond those

I'm goint to buy a lifetime's supply and wear them all day everyday.

I figure it'll be cheaper and less painful than surgery.

Mind yu, they'd need to be industrial strength to cope with my Spanieal's Ears

oh god, i hate wearing bras. Somebody get some and tell us if they work!!

Don't models use toupee tape?

Keira Knightley said in an interview once that it leaves welts when you take it off. Yeuch.

Bet this is just toupee-tape-in-disguise.

I don't think she looked droopy at all, pretty easy to perk hers up. Mine are completely flat on the top, in fact almost hollow, there is no way they would work on me. Shite!

snap, she didn't have droopy boobs.

bit like a size 10/12 model modelling outsize clothes!

in fact I'd love her tits instead of mine

fab!

God yes, it would be nice to take my bra off and not feel hideously ashamed.

for a s taet she was FAR from droopy and anyway didn't that just look plain weird

They appear to come in packs of three ... last time I checked, norks generally come in multiples of two ...

I've got a third tit.

He's bathing the children atm.

I'd probably need all three packs for just one nork such are the dimensions of my massive downsloped tats!

Mine are like tennis balls in socks... and far too weighty to be held by a bit of sticky tape.

Wonder could you get ones for your bum, I bought M&S magic knickers last week but God they are not too thrilling on the eye.

Do you think that would make much impact on an 'F' cup?

I just love the term "reperkification" - and boy do I need some for my virtually non existent breasts.. Still I think that would just stretch them out a bit - I only wear bras when I think my nipples are going to show badly, so I'm not sure that would help.

But I see that is catered for too, with the "Nippits Nipple Concealment Strips". Surely this web site is a wind up with names like that?

Looks like she has had a boob job TBH. Reckon she should just go and get an exchange!

Also psml at underarm liners, don't get me wrong, good in principal but what next? groin girdles for your to minimise moistness or to camaflage your camel toe!

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