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Anyone with Droopy NORKS look!!!!!!!!!

64 replies

PeckaRolloverAgain · 28/01/2007 17:04

LIF-TIT-UP

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Emskilou · 28/01/2007 19:26

THe extra skin kind of folds neatly and is under the sticky tape stuff so its all smooth, well thats the case with me anyway

Dior · 28/01/2007 19:32

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SoupDragon · 28/01/2007 20:14

Ballet?? How the hell is poncing about on tiptoes in a frilly skirt meant to keep your norks perky??

knittedpolly · 28/01/2007 20:23

GOD it just looks so easy.surely the models looked just abit too perky after application.Id definatley smell a rat if isaw her in a two peice.Mind i fancy a go myself although i think mine are beyond saving.

IntergalacticWalrus · 28/01/2007 20:29

Theis thread reminds me of a song

Do your norks hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie thenm in a bow?
can you throw them over your shoulder
like a regimental soldier
Do your Norks. Hang. Low?

Calmdown · 29/01/2007 00:33

Ha ha very good soupy! In response how does your shepard fare any better? poncing about meadows makes your jugs jingle higher? eh? eh?

Calmdown · 29/01/2007 00:41

Oops that was MB referring to shepard but good wit soupy re the ballet!

strangefruit · 29/01/2007 22:35

Intergal lol at third tit

I want to try these but fear the challenge might be too great

zookeeper · 30/01/2007 08:25

seriously, though -has anyome considered/had surgery - anyone recommend some sites with before/after shots so I can have a bit of reperkificating daydreaming? I don't think I'd ever have the nerve to do it, or the money for that matter, but I would love new norks

IntergalacticWalrus · 30/01/2007 08:27

Me too zxookeper.

When braless, I risk tripping over mine, they are that bad

zookeeper · 30/01/2007 08:57

yes mine have really given up the ghost - I am very selfconscious about them

zookeeper · 30/01/2007 08:58

can't quite trip over them yet but they are becoming acquainted with my belly button

NbgsYellowFeathers · 30/01/2007 08:59

I'm getting some of them

zookeeper · 30/01/2007 09:01

some what? sites? (drums fingers impatiently..)

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