Anyone with Droopy NORKS look!!!!!!!!!

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The model's tits are droopy insofar as they'd fail the Pencil Test... what a fab product with a fab name

(and the pack says 3 pairs and a spare BTW)

Waiting for Inter to come back with witty aside re the spare.

Oh and if the model would fail the pencil test then it's a blardy tree trunk fail for me so!

I can hold a pencil case under mine. And a ream of A4 paper.

Camelflanjo!!... brilliant.

I've got them...........

Bet mine are bigger than yours!

Do they work for your norks as you eat your pork?

Sorry being silly now

.... and they are fabulous inventions and stay on very very well after a long night out, dancing like a tosser but looking extremely glamorous, natch

Ah but are your norks of the models proportions or are they of the feed a small nation for a month like mine?

36 DD when bf full time now a D cup

forgot to mention that my norks are now very well aquainted with my belly button too without the aid of an industrial bra of course

38DD girl myself, do they work when you lie down? I only ask as I've been accused by past lovers of being a magician as they dissapear when I lie flat!

Me too and I suddenly get fat armpits havent tried them lying down, I was slightly drunk when I got in from said night out and said to my nan (lives with me btw) 'Look at how good these are!!!' and showed her my chest 'Very nice emskilou now go to bed' was her reply

Ooh must try them so, sorry for the stoopid question but do you put the bra over them?

psml at you showing your norks to your nan.

Nope, well I didnt anyway, nips stick out a bit so I used the nipple concealment strips too (took them ages to think that name up), I looked a bit like something from parcelforce but with clothes on no-one would have known

They dont give a cleavage but far better than norks pointing south east and south west, as mine do when they are getting an airing

She reminded me the next day I was mortified!!

Oh cool will give them a go, getting very down about my baps lately as even with good bras, ballet etc, they just seem to be on a droop fest mission.

Shit, that isn't a saggy tit. you should see mine, or prehaps not!

If I don't wear a bra they droop so much I get an instant face lift, they pull all the wrinkles out of my face.

I always have to wear a shepherd Bra. Rounds 'em up, and heads them in the right direction!

MB

I am sure there is some sort of magnetic thing going on between the floor and norks

excellent but what would you do with all the extra skin

I would have a lift/reduction if there wasn't a pain/money factor.