Rose - thanks for the solitary vote of confidence in my cape aspirations. I fear the majority may be right, though.....I shall sit on my hands.
Strops - big LOL at your family incapable of getting out of bed without you. And it being your fault. I don't suppose any of them needed their bottoms wiping while you were away? Actually, it is a major bugbear of mine that, despite sleeping with their noses virtually pressed against some item of technology, mine can't get themselves out of bed either. Although I like to believe that they could do it if they knew I wouldn't be there to wake them.
Come to think of it, I could make a list of things they couldn't do without me.....cook, eat, clean, wash clothes, pay bills.....
Have just pressed the button on the bathroom renovation - eek! It will come in at around £7k all in - eeeeeek! And starting 12th November, once the plumber gets back from the Caribbean (tells you all you need to know
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