Bobbi Brown is utter shit and useless and I am never buying anything again!! <harumppppf>

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I like the pots of gel liner - over priced but you can get them ..ahem.. elsewhere so a lot cheaper - so doesn't matter too much when they dry out.

The lip glosses are ok I suppose - but all the same colour really.

I was convinced by a friend that the new gel liners are fabulous and the really stay put. Errr no, tbh the Avon one is just as good and I prefer the colours, certainly not worth the £17 they cost and I have just wasted half the bloody pencil as you need to sharpen it every time you use it as it's so soft.

I love make up but I stand at the BB counter totally uninspired as everything looks the same colour!

Prepares to be flamed

I am HONGRAY, and we're not eating until 8pm because that's the GBBO final, and we're going to have afternoon tea as a special treat.

And yes this is what passes for a Romantickal Evening In after 15 years together

YES By Terry is the worst bit of branding ever. It sounds like a brand of shoes made for trannies.

WHY OH WHY is it called By Terry?

I presume the woman's is French and it is a very glam name in France.

It just conjures up images of fat men drinking pints of stella with wives called Val. Or men who own cafes in Torremolinos.

i never eat till 9

you jodie are W.E.A.K.

It's good stuff though.

Has anyone tried that Giorgio Armani foundation which is supposed to be fantastic?

Her name is Terry innit

Wouldn't that be Terri then?

I eat at 6 Better for your digestion, ahem. Not that I'm a greedy mare, oh no.

I don't eat until late eother.

I don't know how people cope having their dinner at 5 or 6. How are they not eating again by 9 o clock?

Yes she is called Terry.

Ithought it referred to a bloke for years.

9?! Only consider your indigestion!

I am like a large, slow, powerful steam engine that requires a great deal of coal, or I grind to a halt and hit a bridge and it falls down and kills children and the engineer hangs himself in remorse.

That sort of thing.

Terry de Gunzberg

GUNZBERG!!!!

gerrof, what do you twixt lunch and dinner then? Is lunch still around 1? I can't wait that long for more

Ha fucking ha at Gunzberg.

Terry Gunzberg. It sounds like he should be propping up the bar at Cheers.

I can't eat late or I'd be up all night!

I love BB lipgloss and tinted moisturisers, but gel liners are pretty pants across the board. I had a stila one in a mossy green that literally dried up after about a week.
Got a free benefit gold highlighter thingie with a magazine this month and it is actually fantastic, miles better than benetint which makes me resemble Aunt Sally.

You lot are mentaloids!
But a correct lot, Benefit is shit. Benetint gives spotty cheeks.

Terry's been at the shimmer brick in that photo!

YY to Aunt Sally :o And Posietint is so meh, it disappears on me.

I have lunch at about 1 or 2 and drink a load in between.

By the time I get in and stop pissing about and cook it is usually late, think my body has just got used to it really.

I don't snack. I try to keep my weight down (not easy with steroids the bastards).

I can eat and go straight to bed.

Mind you I could have a double espresso and then go straight to sleep. I think my body is immune to caffeine after years of abuse.

Pinot, did you ever try that three dot eyeliner- what was that?

S'OK Gerrof, I eat all the snacks on your behalf

Yes I saw that in a magazine. i don't understand it.

I hate Clarins shit an' all.