Bobbi Brown is utter shit and useless and I am never buying anything again!! <harumppppf>

[valiumredhead]

I like the pots of gel liner - over priced but you can get them ..ahem.. elsewhere so a lot cheaper - so doesn't matter too much when they dry out.

The lip glosses are ok I suppose - but all the same colour really.

I was convinced by a friend that the new gel liners are fabulous and the really stay put. Errr no, tbh the Avon one is just as good and I prefer the colours, certainly not worth the £17 they cost and I have just wasted half the bloody pencil as you need to sharpen it every time you use it as it's so soft.

I love make up but I stand at the BB counter totally uninspired as everything looks the same colour!

Prepares to be flamed

i prefer the clinique wet eye colour

the grey is ossom

agree shimmer brick is a bit cruise wear

their eyeshadow as brow pencil thing is ace

plis blush

Do any of these blushers actually stay on your damn face for longer than 10 minutes?

My interesting pallor is all very In Keeping with my Gothic Nightgown Tendencies but I am mildly sick of looking like I was dug up last week

jodie haven't you got a bare minerals blush?

I have but I LOST it, and it never really hung around....

I don't mind a bit of the old BeneTint, but I object to Benefit on principle.

(it never really hung around on my phizzog, I mean).

Beneshit don't you mean?

BeneFUCK

Ooo Ooo we're all vintage-cup cake-eyeliner up yer stockinged legs - flutter flutter- burlesque is so liberating doncha know-frilly apron-grandma's suspender belt-Instagram BOLLOCKS

BeneFUCK Jodie I love you for the Benefit rant.

I hate it. HATE. Make up for people who know fark all about make up imo. And 15 year olds.

I'm no Jane McDonald

I've just checked and my lovely green one is 'ivy'.

frilly apron grandmas suspender belt instagram BOLLOVCKS

Will look out for that on ebay follic thanks!

Yes, well. I'm so over all that faux-nostalgia vintage shite. I've been wearing SECOND HAND CLOTHES for years and don't make a song and dance about it. All right I do a bit, but still.

And don't get me started on those little cardboard boxes they put their shite in. PINK CARDBOARD BOXES. For the 13 year old in your life, presumably.

In my day we had an Avon powder puff with glitter in the talc and were GRATEFUL.

Or Constance Carroll roll on lipgloss in cherry flavour.

Actually I want one of those NOW.

Luckily my dd rarely wears make up, but when she does get the urge she tried to poke her fingers into my By Terry and Trish McEvoy stuff. At which I say GET YE TO RIMMEL, TEENAGER.

i don't really but I should

I used to steal all the Rimmel testers

I'm sure my 10 years as a Sunday School teacher* was an attempt to assuage the guilt.

*What?!

Jodie you got PMT, lovey?

BeneFUCK is awful, agreed.

I want some ivy eyeliner now.

at "a bit cruise wear" The very notion

Jodie you are being hilarious today.

Yes pinot try the green eyeliner, it is very good. I have got green eyes and instinctively it feels againts the grain to wear the same colour in case I look like some woman on the front cover of Woman's Realm circa 1983, but it really works.

I am going to get those pots in all the colours of the rainbow.

I'm sure you aren't cruse material pinot......are you?

I remember CC rollerball lip gloss!!!!

i hate benfit too

always have done

and dont get me started on by terry

arf
what a SHIT brand name

WOAH

Don't diss la Terry, Mo.

I can't comment on Terry, I've never seen it but it does remind me of Terry and June

or dawn sodding french