calling all horned hoofer past and presnet

[cod]

coinicidentally have just spent a tenner on some new flexitol this very am

gte working on thsoe FOUL feet you scrotes

you must ring and make yourselfa nuisance
offer to have last minute cancellations

be all matey with the receptionist

Its all done centrally though appointments centre in Hull so no receptionists, although maybe can blag it on placement at big hospital?

I might ask my dad about Bupa...hmmm. If I am not seen by Aug will pay for one off private sesh to not have hooves but still need long term stuff...bahh.

I use school foot scrub stuff, and I soak them every other night. Use that stone thingy as well.

Have scrubbed, cheese grated and flexitol-ed my feet for the last two evenings, also flexitol-ed them in the am too. Treated veruccas as well
tooo embarassed to go to scholl place....will give cods horned hoofers club a go first!!

oh thanks for reminding me cod, i've run out of flexitol too (must get some shares in flexitol manufacturer, too)

CREAM

CRACKERS

grr

You want Heel Balm.
Works a bloody miracle.
My feet are softer than my infant child's.

Apparently breastmilk works a treat on verrucas...

lol

OR WEE ON THEM,OR SOAK IN WEE FOR UREA

I'm a bit frightened now, MD. Nearly weed on my feet with fright - did you need to shout?

I'm revisiting the cheese grater in the bath method.

Am of the opinion that mine have got worse since only having showers.

So back to one good soak a week I reckon.

a very thick cream you rub in

Oi Cod - completely off topic - what poem did your DS choose in the end [nosey hijacking emoticon]

ning nag pong ( quite apt on this thred) he loved it
ta

Great choice :)

:)

ta for asking

I must join. My little paws are in such a disgraceful state I can't even walk barefoot in our flat anymore - we have tiles you see and the clip clop clip clop is disturbing the neighbours.

JackieNo, I have to ask.... what other, more painful bits did you let anyone near with a power sand blaster ?????????????

Scholl pedicures are fantastic although it is years since I had one. Can't get on with foot scrubs - just don't get at the skin enough. I quite like the scholl footfile but my Body Shop one is ace. Flexitol gets the thumbs up here too. My feet are in pretty good nick actually.

Malory,just looked,it's the Flexitol referred to earlier.Brilliant picture of a pair of completely minging heels on the packet that look like they belong to the charred corpse of an urban down and out.
Excellent.

Sorry HM.
Breaking in my brand new top of the range computer (avec broadband) doncha know.