I have real issues with nightwear

[KatyMac]

I do not like cartoon characters/cutesy slogans
I am not some sort of vamp in black/red/purple shiny nylon with scratchy lace
I don't really do pastels
I can only afford a tenner or so

So while Tesco had it's sale on yesterday I thought I'll buy a nice top to wear as a nighty

But I like it so much I want to wear it as a top (& it's not on the website so I can't show you); which brings me back to "I have real issues with nightwear"

Have I seen who now?

I am roffling here

My first visit to Style and Beauty.

Brilliant stuff.

lol at the list of Substances of Shame.

Before I discovered bifacils I used to get mascara all over mine. And I eat biscuits in bed f a weekend and scatter crumbs everywhere.

WTF is bifacils? do they hail from Egypt?

Re nightwear I tend to do naked unless I am cross with dp. In which case I wear pyjama bottoms from gap to deny access.

Bifacils is a lovingly sourced fabric softener made from the nuts of a tree which only grows in Ingushetia. But you can get it for half price from all John Lewis establishments so there.

Is actually eye make up remover par excellence from Lancome - gets rid of all waterproof make up shit.

can you end all of your posts with "so there" from now on?
You could be a sort of narky version of dawntigga.

Have been searching for decent eye make up remover, will look.

It's really good - ask for a sample from the girl at Lancome counter, they will give you a dinky bottle which will last you for ages.

The big bottle is about £20 iirc but lasts a good 6 months and I use it every day.

So there

Although we seem to have gone way off topic, I have this which isn't pastel, vampy or thin straps.

Actually, I saw a cotton jumpsuit pyjama thing in asda not long ago.

I bought it to wear round the house and dd stole it, and gave it to a friend

here only a tenner

I feel responsible for this. Sorry.

Cheers!

What an utterly bonkers thread. 'Bum crumbs' - roffle.

I didn't run away; I went for a nap in my new night wear (which DH likes)

I have Egyptian cotton sheets - from B&M Bargains - think they were 7.99 for kingsize, 3.99 for single.

I asked this on another thread and never got a response : what is the thing about thread count? Why are high-thread-count sheets better? I'm dying for someone to explain.

maybe higher thread count= less likely to allow bum crumb leakage onto mattress?

lol@twisty pooey bits of loo roll vom

SORN - what does B&M stand for?

Bum and Mucus?
Bollockjuice and Manky?

Higher thread count means it feels smooth. I don't partic WANT smooth sheets. I like 'em rough. Like crispy towels dried on the line.

Spartan.

b and ms is a bargain store :)

Safe to say GetOrf you trounced whatserface in the bunfight. I'd go so far as to say it was a mauling.

She'll know better than to mess with your sheets next time.

(FWIW mine are cheap Ikea ones, changed weekly. And I get nekkid in bed. So there)

lol at jelly strewn across the floor.

Pinot! I have two kittens. Called Cocoa and Flapjack.

They are nuts but so so cute. Both of them are boss-eyedm which makes them look even cuter.

The big cats are SCARED and will not come anywhere near them - that will get better won't it?

And the black one with an orange blaze on his face isn't black at all, she is a gorgeous tortoiselsell

Make your mind up with theor names woman! I'm trying to personalise their knitted kitty booties here I love tortoiseshells Hope pics are on your profile

I want pics!

Pics on profile pinot