i haev pretty feet. #HORNEDHOOFERS

[MikeRotch]

i do.
someone said. " oh god thats not fair"
and i said " ACTUALLY i work bloody hard at these feet, its like being The cameron diaz of the foot world,"
( well not quite)

POST A PIC BE-ATCH

er no
i dont want you all hairy handedly grunting over my feet.

lol

how? What do you do to them to make them pretty?

oh dont get her started again

1, if they are REALLY dry and scaly go to a chirpodist and get em donw

1. rub flexitol on feet every night
2. pumioce and grate

That QVC thing that shiny reccied arrived today. I expect to have feet like Sarah Jessica Parker by morning.

Who was the first to mention flexitol on here?

It's like deja-vu on here come the slightest bit of sunshine in the UK

i dont know who MENTIONED it but i had been using it ANY HOO

its like a convention of trolls at the "Under the bridge" convention centre in the UK atm

Why should we believe you?

I could say that I have pretty feet - you won't know any different.

but you have horned stumps with three toes trill

true - proof is necessary

she wont post pics

I've already asked

you can see em on my twitter twitpic
i have somehting llike 2 million views of em

I have lots of toes. Way more than three. They are extra-long toes.

well 130

I have extra long toes as well because I'm genetically advanced.

What IS the toe equivalent to fish fingers these days?

wow that's some random photography

I ahve long toes too

H has short dumpy ones

he claims thats why he cant jump very high

aw bless - hasn't your dh got teeny tiny feet cyb?

NO!

Well yes

He's a mans 8

But is hung like a donkey