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i haev pretty feet. #HORNEDHOOFERS

70 replies

MikeRotch · 08/04/2011 17:21

i do.
someone said. " oh god thats not fair"
and i said " ACTUALLY i work bloody hard at these feet, its like being The cameron diaz of the foot world,"
( well not quite)

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cybbo · 08/04/2011 17:21

POST A PIC BE-ATCH

MikeRotch · 08/04/2011 17:22

er no
i dont want you all hairy handedly grunting over my feet.

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cybbo · 08/04/2011 17:30

lol

kuckingfunt · 08/04/2011 19:24

how? What do you do to them to make them pretty?

cybbo · 08/04/2011 19:27

oh dont get her started again

MikeRotch · 08/04/2011 19:49

1, if they are REALLY dry and scaly go to a chirpodist and get em donw

  1. rub flexitol on feet every night
  2. pumioce and grate
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cornsilkily · 08/04/2011 19:50

That QVC thing that shiny reccied arrived today. I expect to have feet like Sarah Jessica Parker by morning.

cornsilkily · 08/04/2011 19:51

Who was the first to mention flexitol on here?

Themasterandmargaritas · 08/04/2011 19:52

It's like deja-vu on here come the slightest bit of sunshine in the UK

MikeRotch · 08/04/2011 19:52

i dont know who MENTIONED it but i had been using it ANY HOO

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MikeRotch · 08/04/2011 19:52

its like a convention of trolls at the "Under the bridge" convention centre in the UK atm

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TrillianAstra · 08/04/2011 19:52

Why should we believe you?

I could say that I have pretty feet - you won't know any different.

MikeRotch · 08/04/2011 19:53

but you have horned stumps with three toes trill

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cornsilkily · 08/04/2011 19:53

true - proof is necessary

cybbo · 08/04/2011 19:55

she wont post pics

I've already asked

MikeRotch · 08/04/2011 19:55

you can see em on my twitter twitpic
i have somehting llike 2 million views of em

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TrillianAstra · 08/04/2011 19:55

I have lots of toes. Way more than three. They are extra-long toes.

MikeRotch · 08/04/2011 19:56

well 130

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cornsilkily · 08/04/2011 19:57

I have extra long toes as well because I'm genetically advanced.

Alouiseg · 08/04/2011 19:58

What IS the toe equivalent to fish fingers these days?

cornsilkily · 08/04/2011 19:59

wow that's some random photography

cybbo · 08/04/2011 19:59

I ahve long toes too

H has short dumpy ones

he claims thats why he cant jump very high

cornsilkily · 08/04/2011 20:00

aw bless - hasn't your dh got teeny tiny feet cyb?

cybbo · 08/04/2011 20:01

NO!

Well yes

cybbo · 08/04/2011 20:01

He's a mans 8

But is hung like a donkey