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Original poster

i haev pretty feet. #HORNEDHOOFERS

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MikeRotch · 08/04/2011 17:21

i do.
someone said. " oh god thats not fair"
and i said " ACTUALLY i work bloody hard at these feet, its like being The cameron diaz of the foot world,"
( well not quite)

OP posts:
cornsilkily · 08/04/2011 20:02
Grin bet he's laughing in the kids sale section at clarks though
Original poster
MikeRotch · 08/04/2011 20:02

tiny feet freak. like mamags tiny hands
i miss her as mamag
i think i like her more as mamag. less vodkay.
lets get her back as that

OP posts:
Original poster
MikeRotch · 08/04/2011 20:02

my h is a 12.

taps nose(

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cornsilkily · 08/04/2011 20:03

is mamag the vodkaperson? Have just been to twitter for the first time in ages - it looks different.

cornsilkily · 08/04/2011 20:04

my dh is a 10

cybbo · 08/04/2011 20:04

Yes mamaG said you accused her of having Beadlesque hands

She did come back on here last week, and got cross

cornsilkily · 08/04/2011 20:04

better than kranky hands though

cocolepew · 08/04/2011 20:05

I was told that I was a lesbian because my second toe is longer than my big toe.

I was also told it made me a werewolf so I'm not sure who to believe.

cocolepew · 08/04/2011 20:06

My husband's a 8

cybbo · 08/04/2011 20:06

My mums 3rd toe is longer than all the others-what deos that make her?

cybbo · 08/04/2011 20:06

rofl @coco

cocolepew · 08/04/2011 20:07

a freak.

cybbo · 08/04/2011 20:07

coco you've got shadowy eyes non? Have found GREAT cream

Makes you run faster too

DuplicitousBitch · 08/04/2011 20:08

hahaha @ mikerotch in teh bridesmaid dress

cocolepew · 08/04/2011 20:09

Shadowy? I look like Rocky ATM. What's it called? Have to go low GI been told I'm pre diabetic. i look like shit and have put 2 stone on in 6 months Shock.

I have smooth heels though.

Original poster
MikeRotch · 08/04/2011 20:11

that bridesmaid pic has been viewed 450 times!

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cybbo · 08/04/2011 20:12

here coco

DuplicitousBitch · 08/04/2011 20:16

coco - did you ever get started on twitter?

cocolepew · 08/04/2011 20:17

£26!?! I'm too tight to spend that. I got a nice one from sainsburys, its dark and light. I cant remember what it's called. Dirty scrubber or something.

cocolepew · 08/04/2011 20:17

Don't mention Twitter please.

cybbo · 08/04/2011 20:18

well I figured I had WASTED a whole lot more than that on crap creams that dinnae work

She said she would refund if no difference too!

cybbo · 08/04/2011 20:18

coco you;ve got 20 followers on tehre already

get stuck in

cocolepew · 08/04/2011 20:21

Dirty Works, that's it.

I could regale my faithful with boring diet stories

DuplicitousBitch · 08/04/2011 20:24

[passes coco a double decker]

cocolepew · 08/04/2011 20:25

Low GI woman! Are you trying to put me in a coma?

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