i haev pretty feet. #HORNEDHOOFERS

[MikeRotch]

i do.
someone said. " oh god thats not fair"
and i said " ACTUALLY i work bloody hard at these feet, its like being The cameron diaz of the foot world,"
( well not quite)

oh coco
look even ENID is on there

It's hard

Good legs, pretty feet. You are practically perfect in every way, aincha MR?

We'll be Billy No Mates together TMAM

The skin on my feet is always lovely
I am not in the least bit horned of hoof ever

Such a shame they are ugly mis-shapen lumps on the end of my legs (+cankles), complete with broken left smallest toe atm

I hate finding summer shoes

What are your ears like?

my ears are botoxed

I finally found wedges with the toes in, I don't like the way my long toe pokes out like a teeny penis in open toed shoes.

Top tip *take off your wedges before trying to put a pair of straight legged jeans on.

snort at the teeny peeny toe.

I've been struggling recently with the problem of whether you do toes slightly too close to the edge of the wedge or slightly too far back. I can't quite get it right.

I take it we are allowed to wear flip flops now then?

On the downside I used my flexitol on my chickens.

On the upside Mike's footshaver arrived and it's addictive. I've taken footshaving up as my new hobby.

on your chickens?

FOOTSHAVING IS OSSOM

whats the footshaver? I am obsessed with all hoof gadgets.

loyds pharmacy
£3.25

Yes, DB chickens feet come up luverly after flexitol. Shiny and soft.

glare

I use PediEgg MikeRotch EVERY 3rd month, and moisturise them at least twice a year. I challange you to a foot off.

I hate flexitol - it smells vile! I bought the nutrogena one instead which does the same job but smells much nicer.

I still have ugly feet though as they're short and wide.