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The Rolling Football Thread: Season 2025/26 - thread 4

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DuncinToffee · 03/04/2026 14:07

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Tarkan · 08/05/2026 21:45

Didn’t want to go up anyway. 🙈😢🤣

Many friends have messaged me. There’s a cracking shot of me and DH after the match clapping the team. I look absolutely fucking devastated (I was just in pain LOL) and DH has a sneaky cig in his mouth FFS. 🙈🙈🙈

Itstheyearitstarts · 08/05/2026 21:47

Hellohah · 08/05/2026 21:40

It might have happened in the past.
It didn't happen this year. You disagree and that's fine.

I do absolutely disagree, there were so many more players deserving but that’s not the first nor last time that will happen.

Itstheyearitstarts · 08/05/2026 21:52

Tarkan · 08/05/2026 21:45

Didn’t want to go up anyway. 🙈😢🤣

Many friends have messaged me. There’s a cracking shot of me and DH after the match clapping the team. I look absolutely fucking devastated (I was just in pain LOL) and DH has a sneaky cig in his mouth FFS. 🙈🙈🙈

there is always next year but sorry about the result tonight.

Hellohah · 08/05/2026 21:53

Itstheyearitstarts · 08/05/2026 21:47

I do absolutely disagree, there were so many more players deserving but that’s not the first nor last time that will happen.

And I can't name one.
Crazy 🤷🏻‍♀️

Tarkan · 08/05/2026 22:00

Itstheyearitstarts · 08/05/2026 21:52

there is always next year but sorry about the result tonight.

TBH I think we would be absolutely demolished every week in the Premiership. While going up would be insanely amazing I think it would be one of those things that would kill your spirit through the season.

Didn’t even get a smokie pie. DH asked for a steak and black pudding one for me and they just gave him a steak. And they’d run out of Bovril AND milk for the coffee too. Not sure what was the most annoying thing today.

We did have fun shouting at the ref. It was David Dickinson (not the Bargain Hunt guy) but we did tell him to go back to Bargain Hunt and I’ve said to DH he looks like a mix of David Hasselhoff and “handsome Squidward” from SpongeBob. So there were some rather inventive things from DH after that. 🙈🤣

Itstheyearitstarts · 08/05/2026 22:01

Hellohah · 08/05/2026 21:53

And I can't name one.
Crazy 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hardly impartial though so not that surprising in all honesty.

Itstheyearitstarts · 08/05/2026 22:03

Tarkan · 08/05/2026 22:00

TBH I think we would be absolutely demolished every week in the Premiership. While going up would be insanely amazing I think it would be one of those things that would kill your spirit through the season.

Didn’t even get a smokie pie. DH asked for a steak and black pudding one for me and they just gave him a steak. And they’d run out of Bovril AND milk for the coffee too. Not sure what was the most annoying thing today.

We did have fun shouting at the ref. It was David Dickinson (not the Bargain Hunt guy) but we did tell him to go back to Bargain Hunt and I’ve said to DH he looks like a mix of David Hasselhoff and “handsome Squidward” from SpongeBob. So there were some rather inventive things from DH after that. 🙈🤣

Hahaha, sounds like you had an eventful evening but the lack of the correct pie is unforgivable. 😀

Hellohah · 08/05/2026 22:29

Itstheyearitstarts · 08/05/2026 22:01

Hardly impartial though so not that surprising in all honesty.

😂 Bless!

Itstheyearitstarts · 08/05/2026 22:34

Hellohah · 08/05/2026 22:29

😂 Bless!

Well you’re not impartial so it isn’t surprising. Utd and Bruno haven’t been great, enjoy it though. Bless 😉

Hellohah · 08/05/2026 23:01

Itstheyearitstarts · 08/05/2026 22:34

Well you’re not impartial so it isn’t surprising. Utd and Bruno haven’t been great, enjoy it though. Bless 😉

I wonder who these many players an impartial Arsenal fan believes are better than Bruno are?
Szoboszlai? Haaland?

Tarkan · 09/05/2026 00:10

Turns out I was on TV a lot. Walked into the pub I play darts for and they never show sports but they obviously had it on as we had so many comments. 🙈🙈🙈 DH has had random people throughout the night recognise him too. It’s almost as bad as when I was on The Chase. 🤣🤣🤣

Tarkan · 09/05/2026 02:55

Jesus. Got home and watched the coverage. We are the only Arbroath fans they zoom into right after full time. At least my brows and my nails were done I guess FFS. No wonder everyone in the pub recognised us. It’s literally just me and DH on the screen for around 5 seconds and it feels like forever.

DuncinToffee · 09/05/2026 08:20

I think I saw you then, both wearing a Arbroath shirt?

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TheNewGaard · 09/05/2026 11:59

Hmm...

The Rolling Football Thread: Season 2025/26 - thread 4
The Rolling Football Thread: Season 2025/26 - thread 4
Itstheyearitstarts · 09/05/2026 12:01

TheNewGaard · 09/05/2026 11:59

Hmm...

The hypocrisy is laughable.

Brefugee · 09/05/2026 12:38

Tarkan · 08/05/2026 21:45

Didn’t want to go up anyway. 🙈😢🤣

Many friends have messaged me. There’s a cracking shot of me and DH after the match clapping the team. I look absolutely fucking devastated (I was just in pain LOL) and DH has a sneaky cig in his mouth FFS. 🙈🙈🙈

gosh though - how exciting for your friends to see you!
Sorry you didn't go up, but that's not always a bad thing?

German Sky is showing the championship play-offs, so MrBref is biting his nails in front of the Boro/Southampton match.

Tarkan · 09/05/2026 12:48

DuncinToffee · 09/05/2026 08:20

I think I saw you then, both wearing a Arbroath shirt?

Yep, you couldn’t miss us. It was literally just the two of us on the screen. 🙈🙈🙈

Scoobydoobydoo19 · 09/05/2026 22:44

Sad face... 🙁 But I suppose it's only half time.

DuncinToffee · 10/05/2026 16:35

That's Europe over for us. We needed the win. Too many missed chances.

Draw was a fair result but it stings a bit.

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JasonTindallsTan · 10/05/2026 18:33

Scandalous decision for West Ham that.

MustTryHarderAndHarder · 10/05/2026 18:34

JasonTindallsTan · 10/05/2026 18:33

Scandalous decision for West Ham that.

I don't agree, but I do feel very sorry for WH. I really don't want them to go down.

DuncinToffee · 10/05/2026 18:36

Haven't watched the game, my timeline is divided over that VAR decision.

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MustTryHarderAndHarder · 10/05/2026 18:38

DuncinToffee · 10/05/2026 18:36

Haven't watched the game, my timeline is divided over that VAR decision.

Their no. 19 clearly held Raya's arm down so he couldn't catch the ball. If that isn't a foul, nothing is.

Not sure we deserved to win the match though. Arteta messed up with his first sub.

MrsMitford3 · 10/05/2026 18:41

If Gary Neville says it's a clear foul...

I do feel for West Ham-they played their hearts out and I hope they stay up.

But that was a foul and it was the correct decision.

Tarkan · 10/05/2026 18:44

Gutted. It’s either us or Spurs going down now and at the moment it’s looking more like us.

There’s no VAR if we go down though right? 🙈

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