Mumsnet fair.. do you do this already?

[mmrsceptic]

I've never been involved in rl mn activities so apologies if I'm talking about something already in place.

Have you ever considered a Mumsnet mela?

It's a type of fair, not just a meet up. So if one can imagine, there's a big hall or marquee, and, say, your regular advertisers set out stands. Plus any new ones that fancy getting involved. PLUS all of us who have an axe to grind, or a product to sell, or a charity to promote, or a public campaign etc etc etc could take a stall too. Don't you think it would be great? Tech could have a help desk , Tsarinas could have a corner and so on. There could be a small business corner -- I mean, just like mn but in 3D. And open to the public.

Is there any point to this? I think it would be great. I'd go.

bagsy me do 'frump to fabulous' makeovers

Will there be Moet and Chandon?

only the middle classes

the upper classes will be drinking Moette

the lower classes will be drinking Bollinger

when pissed enough they will be allowed to join the class bunfight debate in a cage in the middle of the marquee

cyb we'll do them together

will the firemen come and do a tug o'war with their shirts off?

mamaG will be with me on that one too.

we can judge 'best pecs' and 'pertest buns'

yep, have alreayd booked em

I will help with the oiling down...

Can I help with that Jack?

I suppose so. But no-one else d'ya hear?

we could have a knitting corner, and someone can teach me how to knit circles

I can crochet circles...

i can sell Vintage items

er, Jack, you can't do that sorry

only cyb and I are allowd in THAT tent

you piss off back to crochet, there's a good girl

Did I mention that I was security? I need to inspect everything to make sure there aren't any trolls sneaking in.
So suck it, bitch.

yes we are going to pull the flaps across

at Jackb

you'll never get past cyb's flaps

I'll have to tie my flaps back with some rope

Selfish gits.

I will tell the firemen they can't come in then. Hah!

This sounds like how I imagine MN already, I mean I have a sort of virtual reality 'scene' in my head of the website with everyone on it all doing their thing...

Just tie them back properly, I don't want to be brushing against your flaps.

perhaps I'll concertina them then, in the interests of health and safety

easy access and all that