So, MNHQ, bedecked in LKBennett (and Boden for the plebs) are all out stuffing pizza and Bolly, half of the posters and hangers-on are there too: what mischief shall we get up to while they're away?

[WilfSell]

Because I bet they've just left BigTech in charge. Or he/she'll be checking in every once in a while, a bit pished and lairy.

So we can DO. WHAT. WE. LIKE. while the Leaders party.

Oi ToryBoy! My arse!

Yeah but the Telegraph seems to have gone all Liberal so that doesn't count.

Besides, as a Tory Boy at university I always found socialist women so full of contradictions they were endlessly fascinating.

wel what do you want me to say?
i saw mussolini?

Wooo ABD, sock it to me baby. Am socialist through and through ToryArse.

As a socialist woman at university I always found Tory boys so full of claret that they were endlessly dull.

I like you Anguis!

Swarthy - you saw Mussolini - in the flesh?

Showing your age there a bit aren't you?

ToryBoys always dodge stuff too.

spits water all over keyboard at the assertion that torygraph is liberal!!!

what do you read? Facism Today?

i have to say, i wonder, was it quite right in a non-biased way that GB was there and the other two weren't?

Opposites attract in my experience.

i'm a bit upset that you're an unashamed, claret swigging toryboy tbh. i thought you were alright.

mind you being a fricking labour voter isn't much better post iraq.

ABD there are no missiles dear, did you not hear?

But yes you're quite right, I always go for the suited, floppy-haired, briefcase-carrying, Daily Mail reading arrogant arse when out on the pull.

Trouble is they're always too busy quaffing champers and scorning the working classes to be a decent shag.

We tried to get the others, honest. Dave n Sam sent a nice message (said they had 2 other events that eve and couldn't get away) and Nick was coming and pulled out at the last min...

Tsk, don't you just hate it when men do that? More typical of the ToryBoy I believe, but who would have thought it of CleggyBoy? Couldn't keep it up could he?

ABD do you like dragon butter on your blue waffle?

Saying 'socialist women are so full of contradictions that they are endlessly fascinating' is right up there with 'God your sexy when your angry' in terms of being a patronising *!~#

you're

Anguis you've got a typo too.. Not *!~#, silly! It's 'prick'!

[disappointed at cleggo]

Lenin

Onebat: yes, how silly of me. I find that when I am really cross I can't actually swear at all.

oh and justine as you're reading this did you find out about the misinvite and have a moment, a second even, of 'oh sophable, oh oh, it would be so lovely to have her as she is so fabulous' before reason took over and you realised for the sake of your people, of the greater good, you needed to sacrifice your wants and needs and disinvite me?

did you? did you???