MN 10th Anniversary Party Invitations to All Mumnsnetters

[SexistDinner]

... to press their fat, ugly, faces against the windows of Google's UK Headquarters and watch us eat vol au vents and quaff vino.

Hope you can make it.

MNHQ

OK OK. We are taking on board all the criticism of the way people are chosen to be invited to the party.

We have decided to hand out three golden ticket invitations to yer actual party to three Mumsnetters from the northern region and Wales.

One Mumsnetter from Buckinghamshire
One from Northamptonshire
One from Hay on Wye

All invitees must have their own teeth (and toothbrush) and no unspent ASBOs.

Oh and can you write a Haiku to explain why we should pick you.

Thanks.

ohg od haye is beardy weirdy central

Tickets this way for the MN Express
Come and watch ponces making a mess
Of the lives they were given by him upstairs (tech)
And threads they?re convinced aren?t actually theirs

What sound on earth could ever replace
friday night bumsex or gregs, it's ace!
Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
Is why Haikus were kindly invented

To calm us all down, stop us going mental
These are MN basic essentials
We are worth every advertising penny, we?re grinding your axes
You shit on our head, we'll puke in the taxis

Imagine a Britain without MN buccaneers
We?ll troll and bitch and end up in tears.
Make poverty history, take a survey!
Make poverty history, take a survey!

Sang to the tune of Lord of The Dance:

Chavs, chavs wherever you may be
You?re not invited to the Mumsnet party
There?ll be Boden clothes and mini toad-in-the-hole
But you?ll be stuck at home with your Greggs sausage roll

No mingling with politicos, no rubbing shoulders with VIPS
You won?t be holding court with red wine and vintage cheese
While the bigwigs live it up in London town
You?ll be sat at home in your stained dressing gown.

LOVE IT
nancy is in.

Ooh lovely! Is it black tie ?

New Entrants : before we take a closer look at your poems, can you tell us what you and your guest might wear?

In me pyjamas, natch..