MN 10th Anniversary Party Invitations to All Mumnsnetters

[SexistDinner]

... to press their fat, ugly, faces against the windows of Google's UK Headquarters and watch us eat vol au vents and quaff vino.

Hope you can make it.

MNHQ

As long as Peter Andre is there with his accoustic guitar, count me in

Are you a whorehammer SD? Are you???

Oh yes, with his jeans and his pecs out on display, crooning his valentine choons

I hope everyone manages to puke in the Portaloo not the gutter. We dont want to look like we've got no class.

I'll puke on the red carpet if you give me enough egg nog

Perhaps it will pour with rain and the carpet will foam up like the Baftas

what fun

Don't wear your suede shoe boots cyb. We might have to squat in the alley if no portaloo shows up.

Or you can hold me up like I used to do with dd

arf

the place looks more like ikea than a geek's basement

nice

wonder if all that Google male totty will be there

What's whorehammer?

okay cyb will find a grid- no number 2's though

A v vvvvvvvv exclusive mumsnet group
If you're having to ask, i'm afraid you're not a member

activate whorehammer is in classics I think (can't be arsed to look emoticon). This thread has certain similarities

I'm bringing some Smart Price picnic eggs and a bottle of vintage White Lightening, which I have been saving for a special occasion.

I've also heard on the grapevine that there are various coaches being booked from the north and Wales?

If any folks know anything about this, can you please let someone at MNHQ know so we can alert the coach companies and distance ourselves from the vomit on the velour seats and the inevitable graffiti.

If anybody uses Mumsnet's name in a bit of in-travel graffiti ... eg Am I Being Unreasonable to Shit Myself On This Velour Seat En Route to the Mumsnet 10th Anniversary Party ... we will use the Libel laws to send you straight back to Rotherham.

I knew it
You have a certain class
And a way of posting about things which always makes me laugh particularly when the rest of the world (well MN) is falling into chaos
'If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; . . . If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same . .'

That's you SD

Will join you all in the gutter with the bodily fluids

We've heard a couple of Mumsnetters from Sunderland are dropping out due to a dental emergency and a moonlight flitting. We feel it only fair to offer the gawping space to Scots Mumsnetters. So if any Scots are interested in squishing their dram-veined noses against the window of Google UK HQ, please let us know at MNHQ.

Central Belters need not apply.

You'll have to lure them with Iron Brew

lenin
we dont have no boggin hunters