MN 10th Anniversary Party Invitations to All Mumnsnetters

[SexistDinner]

... to press their fat, ugly, faces against the windows of Google's UK Headquarters and watch us eat vol au vents and quaff vino.

Hope you can make it.

MNHQ

Can you try and wear your best coats and not crowd the guests as they enter.

And no cheering in Northern accents.

Can I bring a Gregg's sausage roll and some fruit shoots?

Cece - We'll get back to you on that one. Fat arse tech is trying to find out whether Greggs sausage rolls are allowed outside Google's UK HQ. We've managed to establish iphones are allowed, so long as it's switched to aircraft mode.

Any folk who are wanting to take us up on our generous offer, if you see flashlight photography, can you please all close your mouths due to the high likelihood of you all having bad teeth.

Also, if you have crystal meth hair, please see Justine about borrowing a Boden hat for the evening. They are on hire for £5 and all money raised will go towards a dental charity in Middlesbrough.

Im coming just to chuck a used disposable nappy at the first Boden outfit I see.

There is also a no children allowed rule. They hate them!

I want to wave at the shiny invited beautiful people. Hope my spammy bingo-wings don't slap anyone on the head...

Don't go spending your benefits on new, designer outfits.

lol
at sexist
are you a name change by any chance?!

I shall be wearing Matt Alan's finest. Or Georgio T'Asda.

B Bars just down the road from there ..I'll be wearing a smirk and a wilted carnation.

Why does a search engine have headquarters? Surely it's hq is a computer. I think you've been had tbh. You're holding your chintzy do in some spotty geek's basement room where he masterminds new ways to help people search for free porn.

its pah, rogue apostrophe, my nemesis.

LOL at you all.

We've heard on the grapevine that some of you are thinking of ordering a picnic bucket from KFC to pick over while you gawp. And that you are going to wash this down with a bottle of two of Asda Savers Voddy?

I am laughing so much that my children are protesting.

can MNHQ provide a portaloo for us?

rofl

will there be a special platform for the people who think they actually are mumsnet rather than just the proletariat who use it as a forum occasionally

I think they might let you forage in the wheelie bins round the back alley

Sadly we can't come up with food and wine for you all, but we have managed to sort out some entertainment for you.

Someone from the 1010 Campaign is going to hand out leaflets.

Researchers from Ed Balls and David Willets offices will discuss their ideas for family policy with you.

o2 will hand out and collect a free survey, you stand the chance of winning £50 worth of Pay and Go Top Up Cards. Please bring your bingo pens.

The whorehammers group can get a coach down together

Darrell