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Shall we make a list of offfensive words so that no-one is in any doubt?

78 replies

CayPeag · 29/09/2009 15:53

Mine are:

o Stupid
o Ladies/laydees and variants

and of course

o Babydancing

HTH

OP posts:
BunnyLebowski · 29/09/2009 16:24

You lot might not get this one but the use of 'pots' for potatoes makes me queasy.

See also 'toms'. Boke.

TheBalladofGayTony · 29/09/2009 16:25

shudder @ pots and toms

stuffitllllama · 29/09/2009 16:29

vom

mound and flaps quite right, too frightful

stuffitllllama · 29/09/2009 16:31

quite frankly and i personally are hateful

CayPeag · 29/09/2009 16:32

LINK to mound thread! Please!

OP posts:
cocolepew · 29/09/2009 16:41

Oh. Erm, I can't seem to find it.

bibbitybobbityhat · 29/09/2009 16:46

Oh Hassled you are SO right about the tuna melt. I have ranted about this on here before. Fish and ... cheese. Fuckaduck!

I find babywearing so offensive that it makes me almost tearful [drama queen emoticon].

CayPeag · 29/09/2009 16:46

Is this a thread version of teh bat picture?

OP posts:
BecauseImWorthIt · 29/09/2009 16:51

Top of the list

midnightexpress · 29/09/2009 16:53

ganache
panties
segue
end of.
gusset

I agree with BunnyLebowski on pots and toms (I don't even like writing it on a shopping list). Likewise veg.

There is a seaside town in Scotland that goes by the charmig name of Skinflats. We could ban that too.

PfftTheMagicDragon · 29/09/2009 16:55

a lush moisttastic crotch

fanjolina · 29/09/2009 16:59

yy

cocolepew · 29/09/2009 17:08

Antipasta.

TsarChasm · 29/09/2009 17:10

I think 'popcorn anyone' has had its day.

midnightexpress · 29/09/2009 17:12

YY TsarChasm, also 'pass the hard hat'

BleepAlert · 29/09/2009 17:20

Fondle

Lizzylou · 29/09/2009 17:22

Agree with Popcorn and Hardhat

Troll/Trollhunter

PinkTulips · 29/09/2009 17:35

'first post '

and 'i smell a troll '

drives me mad whenever anything a bit unusual gets that response... fgs just because your life is perfect and nice doesn't make it impossible that a poster actually has the problem in an unusual op!

CNyle · 29/09/2009 17:35

sassy

hotchpotch

wedding outfit

PinkTulips · 29/09/2009 17:38

i only just figured out your name CNyle... it's taken me days

PinkTulips · 29/09/2009 17:39

very clever though, wish i could come up with a clever talkname but whenever i go to namechange i get a complete mental block and give up

broguemum · 29/09/2009 19:54

Pooh when they mean poo. Grrr!

mumblechum · 29/09/2009 20:01

Christmas.

Mooncup.

anything to do with small children or babies.

TsarChasm · 29/09/2009 20:08

Ooh and 'hides thread'. Go on then. No need to announce it.

fanjolina · 30/09/2009 00:13

snurk