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Shall we make a list of offfensive words so that no-one is in any doubt?

78 replies

CayPeag · 29/09/2009 15:53

Mine are:

o Stupid
o Ladies/laydees and variants

and of course

o Babydancing

HTH

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GhostWriter · 29/09/2009 16:10

Dinner?

Something moist perchance to fill your belly, no?

I hate myself.

Hassled · 29/09/2009 16:10

Frigging.

I may have used it, though.

YouCantTeuchThis · 29/09/2009 16:10

I don't like crotch...please don't use that.

TTC-ing...hate that! Are you Trying TO Conceive-ING??

BD-ing - likewise.

CayPeag · 29/09/2009 16:11

Frigging better than fricking - always makes me think of the Sex Pistols

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PinkTulips · 29/09/2009 16:11

the word healthful

pmsl... because even if i did i'd hardly feel the need to share that with some hairy handed truckers on the interweb

babydancing [boak]

norks.... sorry, i know lots of MNers use it but it makes me cringe a bit... it sounds like an illness!

CuckingFunt · 29/09/2009 16:12

Ghost - your making me frigging LOL!

Now off to do the babydance in my boden pintuck tunic as long as Aunt Flo hasn't arrived.

Hugs to all you huns. I heart you all!

CayPeag · 29/09/2009 16:12

I'm not fond of fanjo either

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PinkTulips · 29/09/2009 16:13

mmmm, moist always makes me think of cake.

you'd get my panties off with the right cake all right

101handbags · 29/09/2009 16:13

mound.

CayPeag · 29/09/2009 16:13

but perhaps that's an opportunity for personal growth

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GhostWriter · 29/09/2009 16:13

Thredworm, it's one of my pseudonyms. Not even my real name, though I wish it was. I'm masquerading today. I rather like it.

should probably be banned actually.

CayPeag · 29/09/2009 16:14

mound?

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colditz · 29/09/2009 16:15

Moist

cocolepew · 29/09/2009 16:16

Simples. Loads of that appearing lately.

TheBalladofGayTony · 29/09/2009 16:16

lush - i fucking hate it when some cunt calls something lush

GhostWriter · 29/09/2009 16:17

Lush.

Anybody who says lush should be severely chastised. Unless you're 14 and then you have an excuse. Otherwise, desist.

mankyscotslass · 29/09/2009 16:17

Hubby.

Hassled · 29/09/2009 16:18

Tuna melt. Disgusting concept, disgusting combination of words.

cocolepew · 29/09/2009 16:18
TheBalladofGayTony · 29/09/2009 16:18

pasta bake
tuna pasta bake

GhostWriter · 29/09/2009 16:19

X-posts.

We're utterly right though.

Oh and tbh because if you have to put tbh then I assume that you're otherwise prone to lying and discount everything you say. Ditto to be fair, frankly, basically. None of this.

CayPeag · 29/09/2009 16:19

But why 'mound'? [clueless]

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cocolepew · 29/09/2009 16:21

Didn't you see the mound thread? Jesus it was terrible!

CayPeag · 29/09/2009 16:22

Oh really? Link please!

But never 'linky'

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TheBalladofGayTony · 29/09/2009 16:22

linky please!