Shall we make a list of offfensive words so that no-one is in any doubt?

[CayPeag]

Mine are:

o Stupid
o Ladies/laydees and variants

and of course

o Babydancing

HTH

Hun

Numpty

Stupid

Discharge

Aunt Flo

Boden

Oh, and I'm fine with 'TMI', but 'sorry TMI ' scrapes my soul every time.

Any txtspk

Hun, for sure

Babe

Oh, and all incorrect spellings, please. They really offend me. Council instead of counsel is particular pet hate.

Hugz
Hugs
Un-MN hugs
((((((((all this crap))))))

And I must apologise for too many 'f's in offensive - can't think what I was thinking of...

Just wanted to add Slough to the list.

Anything else is fine by me.

Flaps

Chez (posters name)

No? At the end of every fricking sentence.

Just remembered another one:

Fricking

"prep"

Minge isn't a very nice word.

I don't like 'Belly' either.

LOL can feck right off.

Have to agree on belly, although don't mind minge.

-tastic (e.g. mingetastic) would be a definite no-no.

OO, yes, I have caught myself using "Lol" a few times now

Panties too. Off off off.

Well, I'd rather LOL than PMSL, because I just don't have continence issues (yet). But it should never be used at the end of your own posting - makes me think of people who snort at their own jokes.

Natch. Natch

Truetastic !

Moist.

I may have to snigger at Ghost.

I "heart" XYZ. No you don't - you LOVE it.

steady on ghost, shouldn't you bring us for dinner first?

Moist is beautiful.

Moist moist moist.

Moist sponge.

Ooh it's like poetry.

24/7

GhostWriter I love your name. I am so cross that I didn't think of it.