I need to give squeezy jam feedback and i don't know where to do it [swot] [sticky]

[FrannyandZooey]

am i too early? it just arrived and ds1 has LOTS of things to tell you about it
it doesn't say what to do next except "All your feedback is to go on the discussion board on Mumsnet."

i want to discuss the easy flip lid and mess free nozzle
go on let me

my dad (who is here helping with masses of DIY) has suggested an ingenious use for the squeezy jam - to fill holes in walls instead of plaster. I haven't actually tried it out yet, but suspect there might be dribbling issues.
I will hold in the rest of my feedback in the manner of a hole-filled wall oozing with squeezy strawberry jam.

MamaG have you tried blackberry jam and cheese... it's just fantastic!

By FrannyandZooey Fri 26-Jun-09 22:44:16 Add a message | Report post | Contact poster
washersaurus apply your lips to the mess free nozzle and suck hard
you can thereafter transfer onto toast if you so wish, or simply swallow

And she calls me filthy!

No ingles, but i will

Don't knock it until you've tried it folks!

I agree - Franny sounds much more disgusting.

swallowing jam more filthy than eating it with cheese?
[perverts]

you could have a smooth squeezy jam sandwich with some of that squeezy tube cheese stuff

mmm mmmm mmmmmmmmmm

I don't do squeezy cheese (or squeezy jam for that matter)
You should know it would be home made jam Franny

[edgy malt loaf emoticon]

thinking about squeezy cheese
you know what else is fantastic...
digestive biscuits, cream cheese and jam....

let's start a squeezy revolution
who needs fibre!
away with chewing!

Okay we have just tried it - DD who is 7 struggled to squeeze it out, but said it tasted lovely! Just jam no butter was the request - now DS who is 2 wants some as well!!

hunkermunker - Apricot looking like ear wax - ROFL!!

Squeezy jam, marmite or honey can be coaxed out of the bottom of the bottle by sticking the closed bottle in a bowl of hot water for a few minutes - this also works with shampoo btw. I'm not reviewing the jam though - odious stuff jam - give me marmite any day

i had a dream that simon cowell had tied me up and was squirting me with squeezy jam

HURRY UP WITH THE FEEDBACK THREAD i need to tell hartley's about it

That was not a dream F&Z and I have made quite a bit of money papping those photos

blimey
i think i must mention this in the "what is the benefit to your family" section

while we are on the subject, the questions are quite odd
"what is the benefit to your family of using squeezy jam?"
it's JAM fgs

In Bali, all our cheese sandwiches came with jam... we were a little taken aback, but it was actually delicious.

In my family a benefit would be 'extended trajectory of impact to splatter ceiling more effectively'

We have tried some. I thought it looked a bit weird as it came out but my testers DS (5) and DD (3) liked the taste. DS asked for a second helping.

It helped when I realised there was a lid thing you needed to peel off before you could squirt

perhaps 'erotic dreams about simon cowell' could be classed as a "benefit to my family"?
i shall ask dp what he thinks

ooh i have jam!!!

but have had to go to work instead of testing it out

it looks like fun though

am going to read thread and see if it as fun as it looks

WHO thinks up these questions?

"In what way could squeezy jam solve the world's financial crisis?"

"How might squeezy jam best be employed to end world poverty?"

"Imagine you are squeezy jam. Who is your favourite X-factor winner?"

I could do this literally all night.

I promise I won't [lies, probably]

"If you were Simon Cowell, who would you most like to squeeze jam over?"

We got squeezy jam, strawberry flavour - which DD was pleased about as that's the only flavour she likes!

"If you were squeezy jam, who would you most like to squeeze Simon..." oh, no, hang on