STILL need to talk mouldie?

[algyfromthepub]

ha! tell bob i'm here.

bloody hell, bobs doing alright isn't he, he's got 2 of us under the table and a pair of teeth...

Wahey! No-one can ever say this place isn't welcoming.

rofpmsl....this thread surely is the start of a new beginning....
mumsnet is rising out of the ashes like phoenix...
dh is giving me dirty looks, because I have been laughing so hard...

lol @ you lot

have to go to bed x

oh, but sorry to read in rhubarbs blog about her leaving...that is a shame

the part of maggiethemoodycook was played by daftpunk.

thank you and goodnight

x

darling you were mahvellous, simply mahvellous sweetie!

anyone want to share a bottle of rose?

Night dahlings. You were all tres wonderful.

FairLady, have you no willpower woman!
You are supposed to be staying off Moldie threads!

but we were so so amusing, she couldn't resist!

Read your palm, my dear, all I ask is a little whisky to warm me old bones?

(for second time this evening for an entirely different purpose)

Right on you go then you old crone

Give me the whisky and I'll warm your bones, darlin'.

Any port in a storm and all that.

Oooooh, haven't had me bones warmed like that since, since........ well go on, then!

Is this my lucky day or what?

It's rich pickings over here since that golf club opened.

Wahey!

bet they're doing soduku and eating vol au vents while we.... wahey!

dont you scare me on other thread like that again BOB

now where is toothycrooner - get bck here I paid for your whiskey

Bob ive got some great dogging tapes from golf club shall I put them on the big screen?

It's like walking into a scene from 'Who's Line is it Anyway'

Were's me pub landlord costume?

oooh yeah, go on...

Well, allnewcontrol, my nosyneighbour network tells me they talk of ot flushes and incontinence knickers and HRT - I mean one has to be of a certain age to able to afford to play golf and be retired from employment to have time to play, then again how many worked? I mean the amount of rounds they can clock up is no ones business

The pub fecking landlord and where have you been - we've had all sort of bother in here tonight - as local resident I must protest.

(not that she really ever cares)

Oh Oh help me BOB