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Original poster

STILL need to talk mouldie?

594 replies

algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 21:27

ha! tell bob i'm here.

OP posts:
BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 21:35

Thankyou my darlin'.

Better out than in, eh?

localbobbyonbeat · 07/01/2009 21:35

I'm afraid the game is up folks - i have you all on tape (not MSN)

nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 21:40
GolfingGerry · 07/01/2009 21:40

Bob! My .. Old.. erm.. Fucker Sorry, Mucker.

Dear God, man, they appear to be about to throw me to the lions! But to be Bob, Frank.. Sorry, to be frank, Bob, it's not entirely unexpected.

maggiethemoodycook · 07/01/2009 21:41

er officer, don't let his lexus fool you...he's written rude poems on the toilet walls..

what was it gerry? something like

so off they all went in a huff
cos us newbies just wern't good enuff
we think chickens are ducks
we're all down on our luck
so all have a fight then a fuck...

i mean, what can i do with customers like that?

Ukranianbarmaid · 07/01/2009 21:42

I think he's more of a shandy man myself.

Half alright for you Bob?

allnewcontrolfreaky · 07/01/2009 21:44

ha! games up gerry. bet you're pooping your sta-prest beige slacks now eh?

BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 21:46

You know me, my little serving wench. I'll have whatever's on offer - as long as it's not that poncey organic rubbish.

TheOldGitInTheCorner · 07/01/2009 21:46

shum buggersh got my teef!

Oh, hello ossifer

localbobbyonbeat · 07/01/2009 21:46

You've been warned, if I were you I would get some security on your door, your in danger of losing your license.

Allnew - ive got your number

Ukranianbarmaid · 07/01/2009 21:47

We don't have organic in Ukraine:we are much more modern in our use of petrochemicals

GolfingGerry · 07/01/2009 21:47

[not really a bad man, just momentarily distracted by glittering prizes]

Where is my Good Lady? MAAAAAAAARGOT!

onebatmother · 07/01/2009 21:49

quick lol at modern petrochemicals sorry

maggiethemoodycook · 07/01/2009 21:50

catch!

localbobbyonbeat · 07/01/2009 21:50

And gerry if i was you I would trade your lexus its got more stains than the grouting in the mens toilets from your whorin

Goodnight

TheOldGitInTheCorner · 07/01/2009 21:53
allnewcontrolfreaky · 07/01/2009 21:53

they wont let you in you know, unless you've got a warrant and the riot squad...

nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 21:54

thinking....dam my anne summers catalogue seems to have gone missing?

GolfingGerry · 07/01/2009 21:54

Margot! It's not true! Margot?

localbobbyonbeat · 07/01/2009 21:57

Dont you worry, we have a man deep undercover.

know wot I mean

Ukranianbarmaid · 07/01/2009 21:57

'night all

BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 21:59

No, it can't be Margot. She's busy under my table, if you know what I mean...

You're not Margot! Who is that??

allnewcontrolfreaky · 07/01/2009 21:59

yeah, right.

maggiethemoodycook · 07/01/2009 22:00

it's me you fool....looking for some teeth.

nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 22:02

Bob its me... I just wanted to repay favour from earlier today