is there a moldies part three?

[Tortington]

just wondering, as i can't find it.

will you be having a boden in your mouth and a plum up your bum instead, morespamthanglam?

Nah

I shall have a froot shoot up my arse and a greggs sausage roll in my gob. That ok with you?

ach, you dont need my permission. stick what you like wherever you like for all i care. you should know that i'm short on sympathy though

FA - see here for fight or flight.
Don't worry, this is not about you nor me (no, I don't post on the Telegraph site),
this is about the people who are in a position
to really make a difference.

This story deserves a better ending.

I woke from a dream and found I had writ a Pome. I hope it raises a smile rather than cutlasses...

In the year 2008
Began that saga, MoldieGate
When the elite Chosen Few
(around one hundred and forty two)
Fled en masse for better climes
And thus began some troubled times.

'We are the Crem-miest Creme de Creme
And so we're not inviting Them
We don't want her, she's quite unknown
And she has always made me groan.'
With every post they aspired to be
Endowed with Moldie Royalty.

Miffed, the unchosen masses chuggered
'Why have those Moldies orf they buggered?
And so much more importantleee
Why did the meanies not pick MEEEE?'

But we'll be fine, MN still rocks
We won't put thistles in Moldies' socks
Or any other naughty triques
From now on there'll be no more cliques

And they can post both There and here
And we can post - just here, I fear
But moving very swiftly on,
It's time that all this woe be gone
A brand New Year, we wish them well
We hope that over there it's hell swell.

Nighbynight, well we obviously have different approaches to dealing to friends (or even so called friends)

I can only echo Wannabe's post on this thread on Saturday which sums up my way of thinking.

I'm sorry you are upset by all of this; it's happened to me in RL but it's just made me bit more objective/aloof/cynical over the years.

Btw, as far as I can work out you have had a slight name change (but I could be wrong). I understand why people need to do this but it does make it harder to be recognised by others who may have known someone for years.

Also if I have been genuinely hurt I wouldn't display my emotions so publicly (not that I think you have) or jump on hte bandwagon (again, not that I think you have)

By the time I've posted this (in between abut 20 mins of reading and dealing with fighting dc) the thread will probably have moved on. Hey ho.

Like it Dreyfus!

Rofl Dreyfus, fabulous
These ravings posts have been worth it just for that!

Dreyfus - that's fab

Well done Dreyfus. If this can't make Morningpaper's round-up, your poem at least ought to.

Dreyfus - thats brilliant!

Troy - when I want your sympathy, or anybodies for that matter, I'll ask for it...but dont hold your breath. Well - you can if you want...

so who is it thats actually buggered off to this greener pasture?

Dreyfus -

MP - please let the poem go in the roundup!

just as well spam, coz i wasnt offering it

fab poem dreyfus

Fab poem!

Love it! That has to be rounded up!

Great poem! How do you do that??? I bow to your talents.

i fear morningpaper is too busy scrapbooking to see this little gem

Lurking has been interesting the last few weeks.

My take on this:

Some mumsnetters like eachother and has set up another forum where they chat in peace, free of trolls and rudeness. Is it heaven? Is it bliss?

Surely not. TWO members, who has initially had NO qualms about joining the site, flee and subsequently spill the beans, in all its gory glory, they revel in the perceived facts, of veto's and avatars. I wonder why...

Some members of the new site is outed/outs themselves, and is immediately mumsnet pariah, regardless of who they are, how helpful and lovely they have been prior to this. They are instantly despised and disliked. Mumsnet is better now that the scumbags have left.

ONE member goes mental, and is hurt, because she has not been invited. She has no ethical misgivings about the site, unlike the rest, but SHE has not had a golden invite, and because she assumes some of the members were her friends, rants for weeks. (personally I cant see the appeal of this site such it has been reported, sorry)

Blimey.

Nest of vipers?
Nest of fishwives?

I think in a strange way that I like it here.

dreyfus i heart you

If someone is not outraged and horrified by the existence of the Moldie forum, does that automatically make them a member of it? That does seem to be a prevailing view on these threads, I didn't realise that Mumsnet members all had to conform to one view point.

I am not a Moldie, before you ask.

As a relatively new joiner to this site, this level of outrage seems extraordinary. There are issues in the news that have not aroused such passion on these boards.

Nah, good ol' Dominion is neither mouldy nor moldie.

Dittany, is that supposed to be an insult?
Pleased to make your aquaintance.