Downtime tonight (Thurs 25th) - 10.30pm - New Server coming hooray

[JustineMumsnet]

Hello all,

Mumsnet will be down tonight from 10.30pm (not 10.00 pm as previously advertised) while YetMoreTech and BigTech fiddle in the shed to get our shiny new server up and running. Many apologies for the inconvenience but hopefully it will mean the end to the night-time go-slows you've all been heroically enduring.

(Fingers crossed they don't break it!)

Yes well, that's why we didn't get you involved MP...

Have you got an MNHQ Zombie Plan? ... I mean, if you kill Mumsnet, then reanimate its corpse ... who knows ...

farewell dear friends - hopefully we will all meet again on "the other side"

Oh bugger - we don't have a zombie plan - help!

(I knew we'd forgotten something)

oh I'm loads of fun, trapped in a cold dark server room with lots of exhausted SQL monkeys and a bottle of brandy

so il have to found something new to moan about other than starting mn is slooooooow threads

luckily i am off to see bf for the weekend

There's no pizza...

no pizza? they will keel over in five minutes. Spoddy boys live on refined flour and sugar! You clearly haven't thought this through

We will all be fondly tracing "MUMSNET" on our Etch-A-Sketches tomorrow

mark my words

No pizza... no zombie plan - We're all doomed!

doomed

lolol at the Etch-a-Sketch.

Hmm, I can't decide if my new home should be the Guardian talkboards or the BMC

Which one is least likely to mind any mild to moderate defamation?

We could just go out into the street and harangue strangers.

I'd go for the Grauniad, MP - that way you can claim that anything libellous was a typo....

Mmm 5 minutes to go.......

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Bye bye

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