As a very new and shiny MNer, I hesitate to post on this thread but I have some very important questions.
Do old-timers wear stetsons?
Do old-timers smoke cigarillos and meutter out of the corner of their mouths?
Do old timers wear jingling spurs?
Do old timers come in pairs, with one guarding against the backshooters?
Is the mark of an old-timer that they can swing their Cold 45s round through 720 degrees before effortlessly reholstering?
Do old-timers spit? I think they should. Spit derisively where possible.
Do old-timers have a young woman with ample and heaving bosoms on the sidewalks?