MNHQ needs your help - please come and fill in our survey!

[OliviaMumsnet]

Complete our marketing survey and you could win one of two awesome Kombi Karts from The Children's Furniture Company

Fill in the survey here.

Thanks (and good luck)
MNHQ

[ahundredtimes]

Watch I think. Then perhaps have a quiet word if I become aggressive, I hope not to, I think I'm just going to unbutton slowly.

[FrannyandZooey]

Ooh no, if you become aggressive I am going to watch all agog, and possibly take photographs.

[ahundredtimes]

LOL. But you know I'm vulnerable beneath right, so take the photos and then make soothing hushing noises, is that okay? I just want to make sure we're all clear on this.

[FrannyandZooey]

[ahundredtimes]

Waits.

[foxinsocks]

ahundred, if you win and I don't, I'm going to sulk so bloody publicly, you'll be able to see my pout all the way down the other end of the M4

[aloha]

Ah, sheila's wheels...light dawns! Yes, bloody awful. Would never insure with them. Good one.
Anything that thinks women are idiots in pink frocks. Though I've nothing against pink frocks per se.

[MrsMar]

Done, but I think my ds is a long way off karts yet (seeing as he's not been born yet!) so I reckon dh will hijack them!

[ahundredtimes]

Foxy, I didn't even enter the competition. I've won one. I don't know why I did.

See, first two buttons coming undone. Am going to look for a fight now.

[foxinsocks]

now you win them without even ENTERING?

there's no hope for me

[ahundredtimes]

No, no, no hang on I did enter the germany one, but I didn't enter this one. I just filled in the survey. To be helpful, but i didn't enter the competition. I thought it would be greedy.

OK now?

[aloha]

MNHQ, can we have a discount with them so I can buy the blue checked bedlinen for ds please?

[foxinsocks]

no, you must enter the comp ahundred, I insist!

can't have you not entering for fear of winning

you can fill the survey in again and name more slebs

[FluffyMummy123]

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[ahundredtimes]

lol. Oh god you are hilarious. It's for the elderly it says, what do you use it for? For the sheets in between washing?

[foxinsocks]

lolol is that your carpet sweeper thing?

was it you or enid that went on about that thing for what felt like MONTHS?

[FluffyMummy123]

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[ahundredtimes]

Okay we're still laughing, and we're never going to see it. Unless you invite us round to float in your chlorinated paddling pool and then rush about gathering up our crumbs.

[ahundredtimes]

Oh go on, please. Foxy and I will bring our own crumbs and drop them at the right moment, just so you can skip about with your old person hoover, looking all jaunty and proud, and we can say 'Actually, that's really good.'

It'll be great. We'll all get drunk after that.

[FluffyMummy123]

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[foxinsocks]

lol at cod doing her selling spiel. You've missed your vocation, you really have.

My children and I are very good with crumbs. Can eat messily anywhere. I realise now I'm your perfect houseguest.

[ahundredtimes]

lol. And just as we're opening the wine, she'll dazzle us with her best chat-show host/telly shopping smile and say "Yes I've really found this so useful for those hard to reach places and little crumbs which drop despite our best efforts.'

And we'll have to persuade her to put it away now, NOW, that's enough, we've admired it, let's get slammed.

This IS how it will be.

[FluffyMummy123]

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